Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted
A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.
He can tell the future.
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
Americans: Miles per hour.
Europeans: Bullets per kid...
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
What are Africans composed of?
99% Coca-Cola.
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.
An autistic man walks into a bra.
An American and a Russian are talking. The American says, "We in America have the best democracy. We can stand in front of the White House and shout with impunity: \"The American President is a moron!\""
"We can do that too," says the Russian, walking with the American to the Kremlin and shouting: "The American President is a moron!"
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
Madeline McCann must have been homeless or something, she was sure eager for the free candy.
Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
