Society jokes
My son wore his new "Go Vegan" Hoodie for the first time today, and already he's been verbally abused as well as being punched, kicked, & spat on!!!!
And he's not even left the house yet!!!
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
The fourth month (symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.
Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
Guns don't kill people, black people kill people.
Genders are like the Twin Towers because there used to be two, now it's just a sensitive subject.
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.