Society

Society jokes

I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.

*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?

Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find their home.

What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?

At least outlaws are wanted.

Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?

A: All the rice is gone.