Society jokes
Q: Why are lesbians bad at math?
A: Because they can't multiply.
Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?
The kids section.
Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”
Yo mama so poor, the Greasers got jealous.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find their home.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
Dishwasher rape is another word for marital obligations.
What store can an orphan never find?
Home Depot.
What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?
At least outlaws are wanted.
Orphans bake bread with what kind of flour?
Self-raising.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
Welcome to Peyton's Orphanage, where you make it, we take it!
What kind of flower do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising...