Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
[pause] You said you’d never forget.
Society Jokes
What do a 14-year-old pregnant girl and the child inside her have in common?
Both are thinking, “Oh no! My mom’s gonna kill me!”
I am an Indian joke.
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?
Not being retarded.
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”
Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady? You can unscrew a lightbulb.
What does an Arab prostitute say?
"Bomb my pussy!"
How do you know someone has Down syndrome?
They're doing better than you.
We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.
Why are gay men so rude? Because they're fucking assholes.
I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to check my garage. It’s all good because I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food.
What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.
Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
Did you know that most women are left-handed?
That’s because the majority of them don’t know what to do with rights.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
Why do orphans go to church?
Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.
