What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.
How do men like their women? Striped
How does priest like their children? Clean
Why are most orphans strippers? they want to call someone mommy or daddy
What is the difference between stripper and candy? none. but they like it when you take the wrapper off
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?
Exactly, cuz she's a woman.
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
Bruh, the cops just arrested a black dude...
Well nvm, they shot him dead.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
What is the difference between men and women?
Men have 2 heads, women have 4 lips because men do all the thinking, and women do all the talking.
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?
A: Chicken noodle suwoop.
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂
Q: Why can’t orphans be criminals?
A: They are not wanted.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
