Society jokes
I was walking down the hallway at my job when I saw a kid crying.
I asked him where his parents were, and he kept crying.
Man, I love working at the orphanage.
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
I was at a bar. The girl said, "Sex, sex, free sex tonight," when she really said, "663629."
Why are disabled people screwed?
Because you can't run or hide!
I went to jail because I gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days.
(I deleted Mother's Day and Father's Day.)
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.
I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”
Two guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. The cop taps the window, and the window rolls down. "Good evening, gentlemen, we're looking for two pedophiles."
The guy quickly closes the window. Ten seconds later, he lowers it again and says, "Ok, we'll do it."
What’s the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
You don’t have sex with a sandwich before you eat it.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.
What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?
The Furred Reich.
What can’t a Black person say to a police officer?
"Thanks for the warning."
Have you heard of the current event in Africa?
It’s known as the Hunger Games.
Asian pregnancy test:
Stick a Rubix cube into pussy.
Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They ain't got no home to run to.
Why do some kids have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.