Society

Society Jokes

I was at a bar. The girl said, "Sex, sex, free sex tonight," when she really said, "663629."

I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”

Two guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. The cop taps the window, and the window rolls down. "Good evening, gentlemen, we're looking for two pedophiles."

The guy quickly closes the window. Ten seconds later, he lowers it again and says, "Ok, we'll do it."

What’s the difference between a baby and a sandwich?

You don’t have sex with a sandwich before you eat it.

I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.