Social Interaction jokes
"Freshfry, please leave me and prince alone! I never asked you to join our chat!"
Sophia matched with a midget on Tinder.
Midget: Hey! What’s up?
Sophia: Well technically everything is, from your perspective!
I'm not saying you're annoying.
But if a yeast infection were a person, it would be you.
One depressed kid goes to high-five a tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
What’s something you can say at a Christian summer camp and during a blind date?
"Good Lord, this is fun!"
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
"WASSUP GIRLS IF I FIND YOU I'LL GLADLY FUCK YOU;]"
Hey guys, how was your day?
If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.
I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I hate you.
I hate you who?
You hate me?? Rude!
How do you keep your friends from boring you with pictures of their children?
Every time they show you a new one, you say, "Oh FUCK yeah!"
Gwen, can we chat in this link?
"Don't sneeze!"
Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.
Also,
"It dangles and swung!"
Language art quizzes are the best.
What’s something you can say in a grocery store and in bed?
"Thanks for coming."
One day I went to my friend's apartment, and he told me to make myself at home.
I threw him out of the window. I hate having visitors!
Me: *listening to music under a tree and smiling*
Random person who sees me: Awwww look at him, he looks so so happy ^w^
Me: *actually listening to depressing music that makes me wanna kill and end myself but just smiles to show that everything's gonna be fine even if it won't*
So I saw the police. I yelled, "Dumper, get into the fucking yumper!"
Nobody:
Me: "Nobody:" "Me:"
Tell someone to spell "Icup."
Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"