Social Interaction jokes

A funny joke scenario.

Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.

Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.

My friend was feeling low today, so I went up to her and said, "You know, I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life." I don't think she likes me now.

How to respond if someone starts looking at the photos on your phone.

Step 1: Jab your thumbs into their eye sockets.

you play gatcha life more like go get a life.

Teacher: Okay class, what's a word that begins with A?

Student: Apple!

Teacher: Good! What's a word beginning with B?

Student:....Bitch...

My handicapped friend was getting bullied. I said, "Just stand up for yourself!"

Am I the only one who gives people in the neighborhood names they don't know they have? Like "Blue truck dude", "Loud dog guy", "Nice old lady with the rose bushes", "That slut across the street."

A depressed kid tried to give a tree a high-five, but the tree left him hanging.

I saw an emo orphan by a tree, and I was going to give it a high-five, but instead I just let it hang.

Stop it! What if a blind person sa- oh wait, never mind, carry on.

Why should you always give an emo a high five in the hallway? You can’t leave them hanging.

I tried to high-five my emo friend, but he just left me hanging.

When you tell your Roblox girlfriend you’re breaking up with her, and then 10 seconds later you hear your uncle crying in the other room.

I was at the bar with a friend, and he said to me, "Veronica, I just stopped a rape." The bartender overheard him and had a puzzled look on his face, because he never moved. He then said, "I saw this girl walk into the bathroom, and I decided not to go."

What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late?

A cold shoulder.

Me running after slapping the emo kid's wrist and saying, "I like ya cut g."

A depressed kid wanted to give me a high five.

I just left him hanging.

So the coach got mad at me because I'm the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum, and I was just keeping the ball to myself. The coach pulled me aside and said, "Pass to others." I said, "Why?" And he said, "There's no 'I' in 'team.'" I said, "Yeah, but there's an 'm' and an 'e.'"

Hi, I'm new.

How do you keep your friends from boring you with pictures of their children?

Every time they show you a new one, you say, "Oh FUCK yeah!"