Social Interaction jokes

My brother when he sees a girl.

Can watersharky and Gwen comment on this? I need to talk to you guys.

What’s something you can say at a Christian summer camp and during a blind date?

"Good Lord, this is fun!"

My mom told me to make my dad smile, and she will give me $100, so I said, "The Cowboys are gonna win the Super Bowl." He smiled, but my mom didn't give it to me.

Anyways, I forgot about my package coming, and the mailman came, and I said, "I like your hat; teal looks nice on you," and he smiled, and my mom gave me $100.

Guy 1: P-gay or T-gay?

Guy 2: P-gay sounds cooler.

Guy 1: Yeah me too. I don't like P-ewDiePie, always love T-series.

Guy 2: Omg what did i just say? I wasn't even knowing what were you talking about :<

Guy 1: Like I do care :$

Guy 3: But I do care :<

Guy 1: F*ck you.

Guy 3: Do it.

Guy 2: But you do care about me.

Guy 3: No.

Guy 2: F*ck you.

Guy 3: Do it.

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

They asked to tell them a joke, so I said no.

I was trying to make friends, and this one person came up to me. They said, "Lettuce be friends?" I just laughed and said that was tear-able.

Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.

How do skyscrapers make friends?

They reach out.

Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. You don't.

You have a father figure.

When an American goes on a scale, the other person will say, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"

A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.

Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."

Friend: Hi!

Me: Who are you?

Friend: ...your friend?

Me: What are you talking about? The doctor already said I couldn’t have any.

I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.

"Don't sneeze!"

Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.

Also,

"It dangles and swung!"

Language art quizzes are the best.

Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and don't know many people.

Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3

An Emo walked up to a tree and put his hand up for a high-five.

But the tree left him hanging.

A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"

Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?

THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!