Social Interaction jokes
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
An orphan told me people kept bullying him, so I said, "Tell your parents."
I told a joke to an orphan, turns out he wasn't an orphan...
Hey anime girl, I hope you know that Jayden is a boy and we got back together.
Hahahaha, you never had a chance, so hahahaha!
If laughter is the best medicine, shouldn't we go up to disabled people and laugh at them?
Shitpost-master general
Today I was asked to go out by 17 women. Well, I was in the women's bathroom. 💀
Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you.”
Person I’m talking to: *Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline* “haha what.”
A man gave me 1 dollar that was ripped and laughed away. I wonder why he did that.
He did that on purpose to trick me, then I met him in the threes.
When the school shooter is right outside the classroom window, and the autistic kid starts trying to say hello to him.
TJ GWEN just shut the hell up.
NOT A DATING WEBSITE
Friend 1: Eyyy gurl
Me: Hey! (Fake smile)
Friend 2: Hey g-guys what 'bout we play would you rather?
6 hours later
Friend 2: So (name) would u rather? 1. "Hang" out with me Or 2. "Jump" 1 times?
Me...e-eh?...Why not both????? We could just "Jump" while "Hanging" out right?
A funny joke scenario.
Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
My sister said that you know that "that" is really cool. Then I said, "You know you can shut up."
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree?
A: It left him/her/them hanging.
Roblox jokes on this page in a nutshell: something about Roblox girlfriends, and "Add me on Roblox. My name is Sonicboy100299easyarsenaltowerofhellproxdlol."
Me: Hi Kallen.
Kallen: Hi.
Me: You're too big to fit in my car.
How do you keep your friends from boring you with pictures of their children?
Every time they show you a new one, you say, "Oh FUCK yeah!"
They asked to tell them a joke, so I said no.
Fat kid jumps in the pool.
The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."
The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."