Social Interaction jokes
Can watersharky and Gwen comment on this? I need to talk to you guys.
Sorry but, no one asked.
My brother when he sees a girl.
Guy 1: P-gay or T-gay?
Guy 2: P-gay sounds cooler.
Guy 1: Yeah me too. I don't like P-ewDiePie, always love T-series.
Guy 2: Omg what did i just say? I wasn't even knowing what were you talking about :<
Guy 1: Like I do care :$
Guy 3: But I do care :<
Guy 1: F*ck you.
Guy 3: Do it.
Guy 2: But you do care about me.
Guy 3: No.
Guy 2: F*ck you.
Guy 3: Do it.
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They asked to tell them a joke, so I said no.
Memes
I was trying to make friends, and this one person came up to me. They said, "Lettuce be friends?" I just laughed and said that was tear-able.
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
How do skyscrapers make friends?
They reach out.
When an American goes on a scale, the other person will say, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.
Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."
Friend: Hi!
Me: Who are you?
Friend: ...your friend?
Me: What are you talking about? The doctor already said I couldn’t have any.
Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. You don't.
You have a father figure.
I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.
Emos get jealous when their phone dies.
An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.
Gwen, let's chat at night for about 1 hour! I want to get to know each other better!
P.S., it's Jake.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I hate you.
I hate you who?
You hate me?? Rude!
Jordan, you stupid ass! Addison never bothered you so leave her the FUCK alone! How about this? Get up, go outside, stop being a jackass, and get a fucking life!
Me: What’s the definition of “ignorance”?
Friend: Don’t know?
Me: U STUPID!
Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.