Social Interaction jokes

Can watersharky and Gwen comment on this? I need to talk to you guys.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Fuck.

Fuck who?

Fuck off!

My mom told me to make my dad smile, and she will give me $100, so I said, "The Cowboys are gonna win the Super Bowl." He smiled, but my mom didn't give it to me.

Anyways, I forgot about my package coming, and the mailman came, and I said, "I like your hat; teal looks nice on you," and he smiled, and my mom gave me $100.

Guy 1: P-gay or T-gay?

Guy 2: P-gay sounds cooler.

Guy 1: Yeah me too. I don't like P-ewDiePie, always love T-series.

Guy 2: Omg what did i just say? I wasn't even knowing what were you talking about :<

Guy 1: Like I do care :$

Guy 3: But I do care :<

Guy 1: F*ck you.

Guy 3: Do it.

Guy 2: But you do care about me.

Guy 3: No.

Guy 2: F*ck you.

Guy 3: Do it.

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

They asked to tell them a joke, so I said no.

Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.

I was trying to make friends, and this one person came up to me. They said, "Lettuce be friends?" I just laughed and said that was tear-able.

Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and don't know many people.

Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3

An Emo walked up to a tree and put his hand up for a high-five.

But the tree left him hanging.

A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"

Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?

THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!

When the bully says, "You're adopted," so you hit him with, "At least someone wanted me!"

An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.

Emos get jealous when their phone dies.

Me: What’s the definition of “ignorance”?

Friend: Don’t know?

Me: U STUPID!

Gwen, let's chat at night for about 1 hour! I want to get to know each other better!

P.S., it's Jake.

Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.

Jordan, you stupid ass! Addison never bothered you so leave her the FUCK alone! How about this? Get up, go outside, stop being a jackass, and get a fucking life!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

I hate you.

I hate you who?

You hate me?? Rude!