Social Interaction jokes

Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.

What’s something you can say at a Christian summer camp and during a blind date?

"Good Lord, this is fun!"

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Fuck.

Fuck who?

Fuck off!

Sorry but, no one asked.

My brother when he sees a girl.

Can watersharky and Gwen comment on this? I need to talk to you guys.

My mom told me to make my dad smile, and she will give me $100, so I said, "The Cowboys are gonna win the Super Bowl." He smiled, but my mom didn't give it to me.

Anyways, I forgot about my package coming, and the mailman came, and I said, "I like your hat; teal looks nice on you," and he smiled, and my mom gave me $100.

I was trying to make friends, and this one person came up to me. They said, "Lettuce be friends?" I just laughed and said that was tear-able.

Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.

I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.

Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. You don't.

You have a father figure.

Nobody:

Me: "Nobody:" "Me:"

Friend: Hi!

Me: Who are you?

Friend: ...your friend?

Me: What are you talking about? The doctor already said I couldn’t have any.

Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.

Me: What’s the definition of “ignorance”?

Friend: Don’t know?

Me: U STUPID!

Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and don't know many people.

An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.

Emos get jealous when their phone dies.

Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3

When an American goes on a scale, the other person will say, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"