Social Interaction Jokes

Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.

I was trying to make friends, and this one person came up to me. They said, "Lettuce be friends?" I just laughed and said that was tear-able.

A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.

Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."

When an American goes on a scale, the other person will say, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"

Me: What’s the definition of “ignorance”?

Friend: Don’t know?

Me: U STUPID!

Half the damn girls on this site bruh

The image shows a pH scale with colors ranging from red (acidic) to blue (basic). The text on the image reads "OH YOU THINK YOU'RE A 10? MAYBE ON THE PH SCALE COS DAMN GIRL YOU BASIC."

Gwen, let's chat at night for about 1 hour! I want to get to know each other better!

P.S., it's Jake.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

I hate you.

I hate you who?

You hate me?? Rude!

When the bully says, "You're adopted," so you hit him with, "At least someone wanted me!"

Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?

THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!

A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"

An Emo walked up to a tree and put his hand up for a high-five.

But the tree left him hanging.

Emos get jealous when their phone dies.

Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3

Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and don't know many people.

An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.

Jordan, you stupid ass! Addison never bothered you so leave her the FUCK alone! How about this? Get up, go outside, stop being a jackass, and get a fucking life!