Social Interaction jokes
What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late?
A cold shoulder.
My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.
Hi, I'm new.
Jordan, you stupid ass! Addison never bothered you so leave her the FUCK alone! How about this? Get up, go outside, stop being a jackass, and get a fucking life!
"WASSUP GIRLS IF I FIND YOU I'LL GLADLY FUCK YOU;]"
When some1 talks shit about you, simply say, "I'm surprised that your teeth aren't brown from all the shit talking you do"
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
"Princess, you there? :("
Why did Sally fall out of the swing?
She had no arms.
Why couldn’t she get up?
Because she had no friends.
My friend and I were joking about a kid in a wheelchair, and another kid came up and said to the wheelchair kid, "You should stand up for yourself."
Me vs. the emo kid: we go to high-five a tree. I get a high five; the emo kid is left hanging.
I told a joke to an orphan, turns out he wasn't an orphan...
I know five fat people, and you're three of them.
Me: Can I have your chair? 💺 You: Why? Me: For charity.
When the school shooter is right outside the classroom window, and the autistic kid starts trying to say hello to him.
What do depressed people do when they’re bored?
They “Hang” Out.
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree?
A: It left him/her/them hanging.
One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂
Follow me.
My brother when he sees a girl.