Social Interaction jokes
Sorry but, no one asked.
My brother when he sees a girl.
Can watersharky and Gwen comment on this? I need to talk to you guys.
My mom told me to make my dad smile, and she will give me $100, so I said, "The Cowboys are gonna win the Super Bowl." He smiled, but my mom didn't give it to me.
Anyways, I forgot about my package coming, and the mailman came, and I said, "I like your hat; teal looks nice on you," and he smiled, and my mom gave me $100.
Guy 1: P-gay or T-gay?
Guy 2: P-gay sounds cooler.
Guy 1: Yeah me too. I don't like P-ewDiePie, always love T-series.
Guy 2: Omg what did i just say? I wasn't even knowing what were you talking about :<
Guy 1: Like I do care :$
Guy 3: But I do care :<
Guy 1: F*ck you.
Guy 3: Do it.
Guy 2: But you do care about me.
Guy 3: No.
Guy 2: F*ck you.
Guy 3: Do it.
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They asked to tell them a joke, so I said no.
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
I was trying to make friends, and this one person came up to me. They said, "Lettuce be friends?" I just laughed and said that was tear-able.
Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. You don't.
You have a father figure.
How do skyscrapers make friends?
They reach out.
Emos get jealous when their phone dies.
An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.
I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.
Friend: Hi!
Me: Who are you?
Friend: ...your friend?
Me: What are you talking about? The doctor already said I couldn’t have any.
A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.
Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."
When an American goes on a scale, the other person will say, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and don't know many people.
Me: What’s the definition of “ignorance”?
Friend: Don’t know?
Me: U STUPID!
A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"