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Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals. In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky. The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud"
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
My doctor is a very attractive woman; gorgeous face, nice boobs, smoking hot body. She said to me, “You are in your 50’s now, you have GOT to stop masturbating.” I asked why. She replied, “Because I’m trying to examine you, ya’ pervert!!!”
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What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking
Tell her to slow down and use lubricant
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Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?
British cigarettes get smoked easily.
Why are cigarettes good for the environment? They kill people.
What is the difference between cremation and smoking? while you are smoking you don't go up in smoke
Helicopter, Helicopter Kobe Bryant in my chopper Sitting next to burning daughter Lots of smoke and little laughter
I like my women how I like my cigarettes. Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.
you could say Kobes career went up in smoke
after 9/11 the twins tower began to vape and smoke weed... 🖐️😔
what do you call dude that is always high and gets higher then everyone else in the family the alpha pot head
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
What was Hitlers favorite thing to do to pass the time? Smoking
What do you Call a guy that’s high in a wheelchair A baked potato
Can't have a smoke with my girl after sex, she's asthmatic
Plus she's too young to smoke
Vape company:hey want some lung cancer and a nicotine addiction? Teens:NO WAY! Vape company:but it’s mango flavoured! Teens:O OK 😤
