What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking
Tell her to slow down and use lubricant
What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?
A baked potato.
I like my women how I like my cigarettes. Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.
Why are cigarettes good for the environment? They kill people.
what do you call dude that is always high and gets higher then everyone else in the family the alpha pot head
What was Hitlers favorite thing to do to pass the time? Smoking
A blind man once told me, he smokes a lot because he has nothing to look forward. Well, let just say that I see his point.
Little Johnny walks in on his grandfather smoking a cigar. “May I smoke a cigar?” Asks Johnny.
The grandpa replies “Well, does your dick touch your asshole?”
Johnny replied “No.” and left the room.
The next day Johnny sees his Grandpa getting into a car.
“Can I drive the car?” Asks Johnny.
“Does your dick touch your asshole?”
“No.”
The day after that, Granpa sees Johnny about to eat a cookie.
“Johnny, may I have some of your cookie?” Asked the grandpa.
“Does your dick touch your asshole, grandpa?”
“Yep.”
“Then go fuck yourself, this is my cookie.”
What Did The Dirt Say To The Embers? You Look Smoking Hot.
Vape company:hey want some lung cancer and a nicotine addiction? Teens:NO WAY! Vape company:but it’s mango flavoured! Teens:O OK 😤
He: "Do you smoke after sex?"
She: "I don't know. I've never looked."
your forehead so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain
What does weed in the Carolina Panthers have in common? They both get smoked in bowls
The dear God created the man. Then he created woman. When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.
What do you do if your dick is smoking?
Get your mum to lick it
I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames
Why do people shake ciggrate boxes? To wake up the cancer
what do fish smoke? a puffer
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme? I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out
What a duck's favorite thing to smoke?
Quack
