Smoking jokes
Chimmy: (smoking because of fireplace)
Chimmy2: You're too young to smoke.
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? "You're too young to smoke."
Why did the guy get the hose?
Because the girl was smoking hot.
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My dream tbh
What do you call a best friend that smokes weed?
A pothead. Just because he's your friend, you don't have to support his poor decisions. Jeez, what has America come to?
This one butt cheek said to the other one, "It's really personal, but it's okay, I'll tell you." It said, "Hey, let's go to my crib so we can smoke a little joint, watch a movie, and go upstairs in the room and get down."
Have you ever wondered how your teachers would look if they were 20 years younger than they actually are? I bet some of them would be smoking hot. Especially my 25-year-old English teacher. I'd bang her if she were 20 years younger.
JACK smoked some shit in the casino bathroom.
Then fucked a slut, played some slots, took some shots, then shot a JOKER!
It's a sad story, because JACK killed himself, but he died with a smile.
What do you call a person who smokes?
Smokey the Bear.
I told my doctor I was experiencing some back pain. He told me to smoke some weed because I had chronic back pain.
What's written on the bottom of a Belgian swimming pool?
"No smoking."
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2026. The year that will be my best. I will be honest with how I feel to myself and to those who matter in my life. I will not starve myself. I will not cut myself. I will not overdose. I will not put myself into that fucked up reality state. I will not smoke weed. I will not drink alcohol. I will not let a man use me. I will try in this relationship. it might sound really fucking stupid, but this year will change my life. I will get better. I will try. I will succeed in school. I will write my books. This year WILL be diffrent.
Dear Sarah,
Your last comment was 3 days ago. You use your phone about 3-4 hours daily. You have a boyfriend, and possibly are in the field of medicine, although I can't be sure. You're right handed. (By "possibly" in the field of medicine I mean you don't seem to be in it yet, but you may be working towards it.) Ok, so you're definitely not in the field yet and are most likely in high school. You like horror, and y… Read more
I was driving, driving to the hospital. I'd only be asleep for a year. Only a year, right? “It'd be too late to back out now” I thought to myself. So I just kept driving. Soon the sky went dark, and all cars had headlights. It wasn't much longer until I arrived at St.nicks hospital. Once I finally did, it was definitely too late to back out, so I went inside. I went to dr.Foreman’s office. “Jackie!” I heard from be… Read more