Smoking jokes

My brackets are so high on my teeth, they must be smoking something.

VOTING QUARTERFINAL 3: LIKE: When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. 🕺🕺🕺

DISLIKE: When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering but you walk toward his gun; “I will finish what you started.”

Vote for the better joke.

Chimmy: (smoking because of fireplace)

Chimmy2: You're too young to smoke.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? "You're too young to smoke."

Why did the guy get the hose?

Because the girl was smoking hot.

What do you call a best friend that smokes weed?

A pothead. Just because he's your friend, you don't have to support his poor decisions. Jeez, what has America come to?

This one butt cheek said to the other one, "It's really personal, but it's okay, I'll tell you." It said, "Hey, let's go to my crib so we can smoke a little joint, watch a movie, and go upstairs in the room and get down."

Have you ever wondered how your teachers would look if they were 20 years younger than they actually are? I bet some of them would be smoking hot. Especially my 25-year-old English teacher. I'd bang her if she were 20 years younger.

JACK smoked some shit in the casino bathroom.

Then fucked a slut, played some slots, took some shots, then shot a JOKER!

It's a sad story, because JACK killed himself, but he died with a smile.

What do you call a person who smokes?

Smokey the Bear.

I told my doctor I was experiencing some back pain. He told me to smoke some weed because I had chronic back pain.

What's written on the bottom of a Belgian swimming pool?

"No smoking."