I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames
Yo mama so stupid she though seaweed was something fish smoke
Why do people shake ciggrate boxes? To wake up the cancer
Helicopter, Helicopter Kobe Bryant in my chopper Sitting next to burning daughter Lots of smoke and little laughter
What do you call Mexican that smokes weed.a Baked bean
after 9/11 the twins tower began to vape and smoke weed... ποΈπ
Cremation is my only hope for a hot smoking body
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana Jack got high and grabbed Jill's thigh and said "I know u wanna" Jill said yes, lifted up her dress and then they had some fun but stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son
you could say Kobes career went up in smoke
Whatβs the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA
what do fish smoke? a puffer
why cant orphans smoke
They dont have parents ._.
Cremation, the last chance to have a smoking hot body.
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Knock knock Who's there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? Can I Come In You!?
More often than not, I will cry when I masturbate.. Some nights I'm a real tear jerker! But on the nights and I smoke a lil pot and then masturbate, my dad ends up bugging me because I am a weed wacker.
How do you keep a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.
How does Popeye keep his manly part from rusting? He sticks it in Olive Oil.
Snow White and the seven dwarfs are in the the tub feeling "HAPPY". Happy got out now they are fucking "GRUMPY"
What's worse than waking up and finding a "Penis" drawn on your forehead? Finding out it was "Traced"
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster what would you have? 3 feet of my cock up your ass
Did you know Batman was actually Black? Yeah he couldn't go a night with out Robyn!
Did you hear Gods Word Of The Day? Its Legs! Now lets go out and spread them.
What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cunt-sway-low
Whats worse than sucking 25 oysters out of your Grandmas Pussy? Realizing you only put in 15
When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it's a Disco party. πΊπΊπΊ
I have a friend who recently stoped smoking and the withdraw was hallucination. He went to my house and thought there was a shark in the pond in my backyard. So, I would like to dedicate these lyrics to my friend. I see a dreamer over there by the water!
what do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar lol