what do fish smoke? a puffer
Was threatened with legal action off my postman this morning!! I was stood havin a smoke when he asked if my dog bites, I said no. Halfway down my path the dog jumped up and bit him on his testicles!! Screaming out in pain he Said I was a lying bitch cos I told him my dog didnt bite!! Told him mine doesnt!! that wasnt my dog!!!
Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana. “Does Marry wanna smoke a joint?”
my bf: knock knock me:whos there my bf:ice cream me:ice cream who my bf: ice cream if you don't let me see that smoking hot body
When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it's a dance party.
When you put the chicken in the oven and it goes down and the oven explodes oven and smoke and everything is fire and on fire and flies to the grass and all goes back
what was the last thing that went through PH's head? water and smoke
BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe
A bear and a rabbit are at a bar getting high smoking weed talking about nothing but lies and straight up garbage. and then the bear starts to drink too much damn liquor gets drunk and ask the rabbit can i have one more scotch pretty please? And the rabbit says hell to the naw I'm not about to carry your drunk ass home with me and smell your breath.
what do you call a burning church?
Holy Smokes
what does a shark smoke sea-WEED
how do whales breathe under water they take a deep METH
A little chimney said: "Ooooh, I think my house owner is making a fire in me! I'm about to smoke!!"
The big chimney said next to him: "Well, your to young to smoke..."
I don’t drink, don’t swear, don’t smoke, shit, I left my cigerates at the fucking bar! (Andrew Dice Clay.)
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
Why can’t girls in the middle east smoke weed? Cuz they’ll get stoned.
Zebra couldn't find any grass then he saw the monkey cooking he thought to steal a little but he was burned in the fore and th smoke was all over him but when he to the ocean it's still there and zebras are stuck in this stile forever
What cigarettes Churchill's wife likes to smoke Blue Winston
What's a native chick say after sex? Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes
Why are Germans good at smoking. They had experience with smoking
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats
