You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Which one would be better to fuck, a fat bitch or a skinny bitch?
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said, "Your sister is dead!" sadly. The girl asked, "She was skinny, right?" The mom said yes. The sister laughed, "I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!"
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
I cannot believe no one's come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
Yo momma's so skinny that even Flat Stanley gets jealous!
You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.
Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.
"Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball, everyone thought she was pregnant again."
Joe mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it’s still printing!
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
A fat man coming in the store.
Waiter: Oh god, not again :|
Fat man: Hi, I would like three fries and 19 burgers.
Waiter: Sorry sir, you will get the owner's store out of stock on food. Can I get you a salad instead?
Fat man: Oh sorry, but I'm the owner, and I have a lot of stocks. For the record, you should get yourself my order. You're skinny af, girl. You trying to be a stick or something?
You're so skinny the world turns to the left!
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
Fuck me.
You're so skinny that you fall.
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
