Skinny jokes
For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said, "Your sister is dead!" sadly. The girl asked, "She was skinny, right?" The mom said yes. The sister laughed, "I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!"
You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant!
"Don't forget you are what you eat," said one person. "Then I should eat a skinny person!" said the other.
You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You are so skinny, you probably wipe your butt with floss.
A skinny black person named "Treyvon Robinson" joins a pickup basketball game at the local court, trash-talking about his "superior athletic genes" while munching on a stolen bag of Skittles. The ref blows the whistle for a foul, and he argues, "That ain't fair, I'm just naturally dominant!"
But the team's coach, a burly black dude who's been eyeing him all game, grabs him by the jersey, blindfolds him with a sweaty headband, slathers lube from his gym bag all over, and pile-drives his ass courtside in a twisted BDSM slam dunk, yelling, "Now taste the rainbow, punk!"
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
I cannot believe no one's come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.
Yo momma's so skinny that even Flat Stanley gets jealous!
Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.
"Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball, everyone thought she was pregnant again."
Joe mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it’s still printing!
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
A fat man coming in the store.
Waiter: Oh god, not again :|
Fat man: Hi, I would like three fries and 19 burgers.
Waiter: Sorry sir, you will get the owner's store out of stock on food. Can I get you a salad instead?
Fat man: Oh sorry, but I'm the owner, and I have a lot of stocks. For the record, you should get yourself my order. You're skinny af, girl. You trying to be a stick or something?
You're so skinny the world turns to the left!
You're so skinny that a Wi-Fi signal is stronger.
Yo bro, look at this twig I found on the floor. Wait...