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My friend:your so skinny you never miss the elevator when it's closing you just slip right through😂
Me thinking it's a gift from god:🕴️😎
My friend:your so skinny you never miss the elevator when it's closing you just slip right through😂
Me thinking it's a gift from god:🕴️😎
yo mama is so skinny she makes friends with a snake.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man an entire city disappeared
what do you call a skinny black dick? A tootsie roll
Your so skinny you never gain wait Your so skinny your a thin stick
Why are skinny. People skinny? Because he Don't have a family to breastfeed on.
Joe mama so fat I took a picture of her last year and it’s still printing
Your so skinny that when your driving you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
why are all asians so skinny? Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared
For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said “Your sister is dead!” sadly. The girl asked “She was skinny, right?” The mom said yes. The sister laughed “I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!”
Why are orphans so skinny? They never learned how to home cook.
one time little johnny saw someone in his yard tying a rope to a tree and he moved the stoll and the tree broke. little johnny screamed. " HAHA Your skinny enough to break the tree"
*fat man coming in the store* waiter oh god not again :| fat man : hi i would like 3 fries and 19 burgers waiter : sorry sir you will get the owners store out of stock on food can i get you a salad instead? fat man : oh sorry but im the owner and i have alot of stocks the for he record you should get yourself a my order your skinny af gurl you trading to be a stick or something?
There were three woman, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL.. Then comes in a famous rapper guess which one he picked ???
Your so skinny if someone farts on your direction you will fly away
"Don't forget you are what you eat," said one person. "Then I should eat a skinny person." said the other.