Skinny jokes

Why is it that skinny men love fat women?

Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.

You're so skinny, if you take a bath you look like you're in an ocean. 🛀🏊‍♂️

Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.

Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.

Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.

Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.

To start, I'm a big fella in size.

I saw a skinny guy act like Santa, so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off," I said. He said, "Then you try it." He gave me the Santa suit, and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.

You're so skinny you use floss to wipe your butt.

Yo momma's so skinny that even Flat Stanley gets jealous!

You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.

Your momma is so fat that she can't even go skinny dipping.

I cannot believe no one's come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!

Your mom is so skinny, she eats Skinny Pop!

What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.

You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.

There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???

My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂

Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎

Why are skinny people skinny?

Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.

How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.

You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yo, Dad is so skinny, he doesn't work out enough.

You're so skinny the world turns to the left!

"Don't forget you are what you eat," said one person. "Then I should eat a skinny person!" said the other.