Skinny jokes
You are so skinny that they won't let you ride a fucking roller coaster because you flew before.
How do people get skinny?
Their parents don't feed them. (JOKE)
You're so skinny you never gain weight. You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
You're so skinny my grandma gonna use you like a cane.
Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!
Yo momma's so skinny that even Flat Stanley gets jealous!
You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food!
If a skinny person wants to gain weight, does that make them a trans fat?
You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.
Yo mama is so skinny, she makes friends with a snake.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
I'm so skinny, I could use floss as a noose.
You're so skinny, if someone farts in your direction, you will fly away.
You're so skinny that people can't even see you.
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
Yo mama so fat, she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.
You're so skinny that you fall.
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
I just had a birthday party last week at my crib. I invited two fine, beautiful looking women. One was skinny and her name was Kelly, and the other one was overweight and her name was Chiquita.
Both of them came by. I told Chiquita only Kelly can stay and enjoy my birthday. You can't, you're too fat and clumsy, and I don't have any food or drinks for you, so see ya later, nutty professor.