Skinny jokes
A skinny black person named "Treyvon Robinson" joins a pickup basketball game at the local court, trash-talking about his "superior athletic genes" while munching on a stolen bag of Skittles. The ref blows the whistle for a foul, and he argues, "That ain't fair, I'm just naturally dominant!"
But the team's coach, a burly black dude who's been eyeing him all game, grabs him by the jersey, blindfolds him with a sweaty headband, slathers lube from his gym bag all over, and pile-drives his ass courtside in a twisted BDSM slam dunk, yelling, "Now taste the rainbow, punk!"
You're so skinny that a Wi-Fi signal is stronger.
Yo bro, look at this twig I found on the floor. Wait...
Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.
Why is it that skinny men love fat women?
Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.
You're so skinny that people can't even see you.
Your mama is so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico.
"Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball, everyone thought she was pregnant again."
Which one would be better to fuck, a fat bitch or a skinny bitch?
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
You're so skinny that you fall.
I will make a funny joke if you let me be your boyfriend. I'm 19 and I am Russian.
You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.
You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
You're so skinny when you lift up weights, you fall through your asshole.
You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant!