Skinny

Skinny Jokes

Why is it that skinny men like fat women? Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.

Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.

Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.

Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.

Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.

why are all asians so skinny? Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared