Skinny jokes
Yo mama is so skinny, she uses floss as toilet paper.
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
Why is it that skinny men love fat women?
Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.
Why do oompa loompas secretly take Skinny Dips in Willy Wonka's chocolate?
They wanted some chocolate balls.
You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
Yo mama's so skinny that when she walks outside, she floats to Heaven.
What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.
You're so skinny the world turns to the left!
"Don't forget you are what you eat," said one person. "Then I should eat a skinny person!" said the other.
Joe mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it’s still printing!
You were supposed to be born in the tree.
The sticks were your siblings.
Which one would be better to fuck, a fat bitch or a skinny bitch?
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never eat anything that is family size.
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.
What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?
Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?
Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.
Fat guy: Thinking.
Yo momma so skinny, she wipes with floss!
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
I cannot believe no one's come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.