To start, I'm a big fella in size.
I saw a skinny guy act like Santa, so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off," I said. He said, "Then you try it." He gave me the Santa suit, and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.
Yo momma so skinny, she wipes with floss!
What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.
You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
I'm so skinny, I could use floss as a noose.
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
Yo mama is so skinny, she makes friends with a snake.
You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food!
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.
You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
Why is it that skinny men love fat women?
Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.
You were supposed to be born in the tree.
The sticks were your siblings.
Your mummy so skinny, she can't eat!
You're so skinny you never gain weight. You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
"Don't forget you are what you eat," said one person. "Then I should eat a skinny person!" said the other.
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant!
