Skinny jokes

Why are orphans so skinny?

They never eat anything that is family size.

Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.

Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.

Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.

Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.

To start, I'm a big fella in size.

I saw a skinny guy act like Santa, so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off," I said. He said, "Then you try it." He gave me the Santa suit, and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.

Yo momma so skinny, she wipes with floss!

Why are kids so skinny?

Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.

You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food!

You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!

You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.

Why are Japanese always so skinny?

Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.

Why is it that skinny men love fat women?

Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.

I'm so skinny, I could use floss as a noose.

What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.

Yo mama is so skinny, she makes friends with a snake.

You were supposed to be born in the tree.

The sticks were your siblings.

Your mummy so skinny, she can't eat!

You're so skinny you never gain weight. You're so skinny you're a thin stick.

My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂

Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎

Why is it that skinny men like fat women?

Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.

Which one would be better to fuck, a fat bitch or a skinny bitch?

Why are all Asians so skinny?

Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.