Skinny jokes
I'm so skinny, I could use floss as a noose.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said, "Your sister is dead!" sadly. The girl asked, "She was skinny, right?" The mom said yes. The sister laughed, "I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!"
Skinny deformed creature in the distance.
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
Your mummy so skinny, she can't eat!
Your momma is so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio!
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
Me: If a skinny person goes skinny dipping, then what do fat people do?
My friend: Chunky dunks.
You're so skinny when you lift up weights, you fall through your asshole.
What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.
Yo momma's so skinny that even Flat Stanley gets jealous!
You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food!
Why do oompa loompas secretly take Skinny Dips in Willy Wonka's chocolate?
They wanted some chocolate balls.
I cannot believe no one's come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!
You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.
You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.
You're so ugly you got stuff for free.
You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.
You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.
You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.
You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.