Skinny jokes

For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said, "Your sister is dead!" sadly. The girl asked, "She was skinny, right?" The mom said yes. The sister laughed, "I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!"

Yo mama's so skinny that when she walks outside, she floats to Heaven.

You're so skinny you never gain weight. You're so skinny you're a thin stick.

Why are kids so skinny?

Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.

You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.

Me: If a skinny person goes skinny dipping, then what do fat people do?

My friend: Chunky dunks.

Your momma is so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio!

Why do oompa loompas secretly take Skinny Dips in Willy Wonka's chocolate?

They wanted some chocolate balls.

You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.

Yo momma so skinny, she wipes with floss!

You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.

Which one would be better to fuck, a fat bitch or a skinny bitch?

Skinny deformed creature in the distance.

You're so skinny when you lift up weights, you fall through your asshole.

You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant!

Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!

You're so skinny you're a thin stick.

You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.

You're so ugly you got stuff for free.

You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.

You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.

You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.

What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.

Your mummy so skinny, she can't eat!

You were supposed to be born in the tree.

The sticks were your siblings.