Skinny Jokes

skinny deformed creature in the distance

Me:if the skinny person goes skinny dipping then what do fat people do?

my friend: Chunky dunks

Why do oompa loompas secretly take Skinny Dips in Willy Wonka's chocolate?

They wanted some chocolate balls.

You’re so skinny u use chapstick as deodorant

yo mama's so skinny that when she walks out side she floats to heaven

your so skinny that you fall

I will make a funny joke if u let me be your boyfriend. Im 19 and i am russian.

You so skinny death and thought you were dead

You so skinny when you lift up weights you fall through your asshole

U SO SKINNY U CAN BEARLY FIT THROUGH A DOOR CRACK

You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit loops

You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.

You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food

Why are kids so skinny?

Parents eat all the food themselves let the kid starve.

How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know they keep slipping down the drain.

UR MUM IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WORE A YELLOW COAT PEOPLE CALLED TAXI

Why ate orphans so Skinny? Thry never eat anything tjat is family size

im so skinny i could use floss as a noose

YO MOMMA SO SKINNY SHE WIPES WITH FLOSS!!!!!!!

To start im a big fella in size.

I saw a skinny guy act like Santa so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off" I said. He said "then you try it". He gave me the Santa suit and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.