To start im a big fella in size.
I saw a skinny guy act like Santa so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off" I said. He said "then you try it". He gave me the Santa suit and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man an entire city disappeared
You’re so skinny u use chapstick as deodorant
You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves let the kid starve.
You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
You were supposed to be born in the tree. The sticks were your siblings.
My friend:your so skinny you never miss the elevator when it's closing you just slip right through😂
Me thinking it's a gift from god:🕴️😎
"Don't forget you are what you eat," said one person. "Then I should eat a skinny person." said the other.
