You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color
You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
You’re so skinny u use chapstick as deodorant
UR MUM IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WORE A YELLOW COAT PEOPLE CALLED TAXI
yo mama's so skinny that when she walks out side she floats to heaven
Holly shit there's so many yo mama jokes Heres mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the twin towers Yo mama so old that she has jesus's autograph Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her Yo mama so dumb that she thought rocket league was a competition between kids in wheelchairs
your so skinny that you fall
I will make a funny joke if u let me be your boyfriend. Im 19 and i am russian.
You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit loops
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know they keep slipping down the drain.
Why ate orphans so Skinny? Thry never eat anything tjat is family size
im so skinny i could use floss as a noose
YO MOMMA SO SKINNY SHE WIPES WITH FLOSS!!!!!!!
To start im a big fella in size.
I saw a skinny guy act like Santa so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off" I said. He said "then you try it". He gave me the Santa suit and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.
You were supposed to be born in the tree. The sticks were your siblings.
your mummy so skinny she cant eat
My friend:your so skinny you never miss the elevator when it's closing you just slip right through😂
Me thinking it's a gift from god:🕴️😎
yo mama is so skinny she makes friends with a snake.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man an entire city disappeared