Skinny

Skinny jokes

Santa

To start, I'm a big fella in size.

I saw a skinny guy act like Santa, so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off," I said. He said, "Then you try it." He gave me the Santa suit, and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.

Japanese

Why are Japanese always so skinny?

Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.

Yo mama

Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.

Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.

Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.

Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.

Kid

Why are kids so skinny?

Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.

Jump

You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.

Woman

Why is it that skinny men love fat women?

Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.

Tree

You were supposed to be born in the tree.

The sticks were your siblings.

Friend

My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂

Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎

Weight

You're so skinny you never gain weight. You're so skinny you're a thin stick.

Health

"Don't forget you are what you eat," said one person. "Then I should eat a skinny person!" said the other.

Skinny Person

You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣