Flagpole jokes
Me: *gives her 5 dollars* Climb that flag pole. Cute female: *takes the money and goes up the flag pole* Is this good? Me: Hell yeah, that's a nice view.
*Next day* Here's 10 dollars if you do it again. *She goes up there* Me: How's the view? *She goes home and her mom sees the money* Her mom: Where you getting this money? Her daughter: I climbed a flagpole. Her mom: You know he just wants you to see your panties, right? *She goes back and does it again but doesn't wear panties* Me: Holy shit ;-; Her mom: Did you do it again? Her daughter: Don't worry, Mom, he didn't get to see my panties. Her mom:...
You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.
How do you fit three flags on a bar stool?
Flip it over!
The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!
What did the wind say to the palm tree? "Hold onto your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job."
What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? -- Well, the flag is a big plus.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.