Flagpole jokes

Me: *gives her 5 dollars* Climb that flag pole. Cute female: *takes the money and goes up the flag pole* Is this good? Me: Hell yeah, that's a nice view.

*Next day* Here's 10 dollars if you do it again. *She goes up there* Me: How's the view? *She goes home and her mom sees the money* Her mom: Where you getting this money? Her daughter: I climbed a flagpole. Her mom: You know he just wants you to see your panties, right? *She goes back and does it again but doesn't wear panties* Me: Holy shit ;-; Her mom: Did you do it again? Her daughter: Don't worry, Mom, he didn't get to see my panties. Her mom:...

You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.

How do you fit three flags on a bar stool?

Flip it over!

What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, he just waved.

If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,

that's a big red flag!

Why are the lines on the gay pride flag straight?

A son asked his mom: "Why are the lines in the LGBTQ community flag straight?"