Flagpole jokes

Me: *gives her 5 dollars* Climb that flag pole. Cute female: *takes the money and goes up the flag pole* Is this good? Me: Hell yeah, that's a nice view.

*Next day* Here's 10 dollars if you do it again. *She goes up there* Me: How's the view? *She goes home and her mom sees the money* Her mom: Where you getting this money? Her daughter: I climbed a flagpole. Her mom: You know he just wants you to see your panties, right? *She goes back and does it again but doesn't wear panties* Me: Holy shit ;-; Her mom: Did you do it again? Her daughter: Don't worry, Mom, he didn't get to see my panties. Her mom:...

You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.

How do you fit three flags on a bar stool?

Flip it over!

Isn't it strange that the LGBTQ flag only has straight lines?

What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? -- Well, the flag is a big plus.

The lines on the pride flag look pretty straight to me!

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!

Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.