Skinny jokes

Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!

You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.

How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.

You're so skinny that people can't even see you.

You're so skinny that every time you get an X-ray, you call it a selfie.

I have a big bag of Doritos in the kitchen. It's only for people who are skinny, but the fat people can't have any. All they do is suck it up like a lollipop.

You're so skinny that you fall.

You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!

Your mama is so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico.

You're so skinny that a Wi-Fi signal is stronger.

Yo bro, look at this twig I found on the floor. Wait...

A fat man coming in the store.

Waiter: Oh god, not again :|

Fat man: Hi, I would like three fries and 19 burgers.

Waiter: Sorry sir, you will get the owner's store out of stock on food. Can I get you a salad instead?

Fat man: Oh sorry, but I'm the owner, and I have a lot of stocks. For the record, you should get yourself my order. You're skinny af, girl. You trying to be a stick or something?

This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.