Skinny jokes
I will make a funny joke if you let me be your boyfriend. I'm 19 and I am Russian.
Fuck me.
Joe mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it’s still printing!
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?
Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?
Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.
Fat guy: Thinking.
You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
Your mama is so skinny she can dodge raindrops.
"Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball, everyone thought she was pregnant again."
One time Little Johnny saw someone in his yard tying a rope to a tree, and he moved the stool and the tree broke. Little Johnny screamed, "HAHA! You're skinny enough to break the tree!"
You're so skinny that a Wi-Fi signal is stronger.
You're so skinny, if someone farts in your direction, you will fly away.
You're so skinny my grandma gonna use you like a cane.
You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.
A skinny black person named "Treyvon Robinson" joins a pickup basketball game at the local court, trash-talking about his "superior athletic genes" while munching on a stolen bag of Skittles. The ref blows the whistle for a foul, and he argues, "That ain't fair, I'm just naturally dominant!"
But the team's coach, a burly black dude who's been eyeing him all game, grabs him by the jersey, blindfolds him with a sweaty headband, slathers lube from his gym bag all over, and pile-drives his ass courtside in a twisted BDSM slam dunk, yelling, "Now taste the rainbow, punk!"
I have a big bag of Doritos in the kitchen. It's only for people who are skinny, but the fat people can't have any. All they do is suck it up like a lollipop.
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
You are so skinny that they won't let you ride a fucking roller coaster because you flew before.
How do people get skinny?
Their parents don't feed them. (JOKE)
Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!