Why is it that skinny men like fat women? Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
How do people Get skinny? There parents Don't Feed them. (JOKE)
Your so skinny if someone farts on your direction you will fly away
Your so skinny you never gain wait Your so skinny your a thin stick
Why are orphans so skinny? They never learned how to home cook.
Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!
You are so skinny that they wont let you ride a fucking roller coaster cuz u flied defore
Yo momma's so skinny that even Flat Stanley gets jealous!
“Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball everyone thought she was pregnant again.
Ur so skinny that ur mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on ur head but she still couldn’t find you
What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.
There were three woman, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL.. Then comes in a famous rapper guess which one he picked ???
Your mama so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico
one time little johnny saw someone in his yard tying a rope to a tree and he moved the stoll and the tree broke. little johnny screamed. " HAHA Your skinny enough to break the tree"
Your so skinny my granma gana use you like a cane
What did the fat guy say to the skinny- Fat-Does this look fat on me Skinny-no I don’t think it’s that Fat-thinking
*fat man coming in the store* waiter oh god not again :| fat man : hi i would like 3 fries and 19 burgers waiter : sorry sir you will get the owners store out of stock on food can i get you a salad instead? fat man : oh sorry but im the owner and i have alot of stocks the for he record you should get yourself a my order your skinny af gurl you trading to be a stick or something?
You're so skinny you're a thin stick You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean you became the Pacific Ocean You're so ugly you got stuff for free You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti you thought it was throw up You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth You are so gay you kiss the boy last night
I have a big bag of Doritos in the kitchen it's only people who are skinny but the fat people can't have none all they do is suck it up like a lollipop.
