Skinny jokes

You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.

I will make a funny joke if you let me be your boyfriend. I'm 19 and I am Russian.

One time Little Johnny saw someone in his yard tying a rope to a tree, and he moved the stool and the tree broke. Little Johnny screamed, "HAHA! You're skinny enough to break the tree!"

Your mama is so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico.

You're so skinny that people can't even see you.

You're so skinny you're a thin stick.

You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.

You're so ugly you got stuff for free.

You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.

You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.

You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.

You're so skinny, if someone farts in your direction, you will fly away.

You are so skinny that they won't let you ride a fucking roller coaster because you flew before.

What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.

You're so skinny my grandma gonna use you like a cane.

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?

Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?

Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.

Fat guy: Thinking.

I have a big bag of Doritos in the kitchen. It's only for people who are skinny, but the fat people can't have any. All they do is suck it up like a lollipop.

You're so skinny you use floss to wipe your butt.

Yo mama so fat, she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.

You're so skinny when you lift up weights, you fall through your asshole.

You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.

Yo, Dad is so skinny, he doesn't work out enough.

You're so skinny, if you take a bath you look like you're in an ocean. 🛀🏊‍♂️

You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.

How do people get skinny?

Their parents don't feed them. (JOKE)