Skinny memes

A fat man meets a skinny man.

The fat man tells the skinny man: "When people look at you, they think the world's starving to death."

And the skinny man responds: "When they look at you, they know why."

I would roast you, but you don't have any meat!

Fatty and Skinny were in a bed.

Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was dead.