Name an ant which is very heavy?
Eleph-ant.
Your forehead is so big, your mom spent half of the time in the delivery room giving birth to just your head.
Yo mama so fat, she wears Orion's belt!
Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.
Once, there was a couple about to have sex. "I have something to confess," said the shy wife. The husband then said, "Whatever it is, I will still love." The wife then said, "Honey, I'm flat chested." The husband said, "It's okay, I'm a baby down there anyways." He then pulled down his pants and began to have sex.
The next day, the wife said, "I thought you were a baby down there." The husband then said, "I am; 22 inches and 7 pounds."
What's the only good thing about being an orphan?
All snacks are family sized!
A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday.
I think she was pulling my leg.
Why did Mary have a little lamb? Because a big one was too much in bed.
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man.
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
A few kids were talking about how big their houses were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. One little boy said, "Bet I have the biggest home." To everyone's surprise, he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.
Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet because she is worldwide.
Why do women hate having sex with midgets?
Because of their shortcomings.
Fatty told Skinny, "Do you have any food? My stomach is empty and I haven't eaten."
Skinny replied to Fatty, "Well, doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead!"
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
Your forehead is so big and shiny it looks like a solar field.
Yo mama's feet are so fat, she had to wear a sock on each toe.
Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said "Let there be Light!" he told your mama to move out of the way!
Yo mama is so fat Thanos snapped twice.
Yo forehead so big, NASA thought it was Mars.
