Size jokes

Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.

Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?

Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.

The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!

The earth used to be flat until your mama was buried.

Sure, just tell me how to put on a mask.

You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.

This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.

Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.

Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!

Basketballs are bigger than end.

How do you talk to a giant?

Use big words.

I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.

"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.

"Bugger off!" he shouted back.

"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.

Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.

Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!

Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.

Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.

I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!

I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.

Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.