Mary's Lamb Size Preference

This joke plays on the nursery rhyme "Mary Had a Little Lamb" and uses a double entendre. It suggests that the reason Mary has a small lamb is because a larger one would be too much in bed, implying a sexual or humorous image.

• Lamb
• Mary
• Animal
• Sleep
• Sheep
• Double Entendre

• Mary had a little lamb. Chick, chick, bam! No more lamb.
• Mary had a little lamb. Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human!
• Mary had a great big ram, his fleece was white as snow, when on hands and knees our Mary went, his wad was sure to blow. Month by month her belly grew, increasing in its girth, and when five months had flown by, our Mary did give birth. And Mary had a little lamb, a little lamb, a little lamb...
• A man walks into his bedroom where his wife is carrying a sheep under her arm and says, "This is the pig I've been fucking." Wife says, "That's not a pig; that's a sheep, dumbass." Husband says, "I was talking to the sheep."