Mary's Lamb Size Preference

This joke plays on the nursery rhyme "Mary Had a Little Lamb" and uses a double entendre. It suggests that the reason Mary has a small lamb is because a larger one would be too much in bed, implying a sexual or humorous image.

• Lamb
• Mary
• Animal
• Sleep
• Sheep
• Bed

• Mary had a little lamb. Chick, chick, bam! No more lamb.
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• What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill? A. A lamb slide.
• What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow? It's pasture your bedtime.