Your forehead is so huge, you don't have dreams, you have movies. Follow me on Instagram: _zer0x3.
Your forehead is too big. I can see my future when it shines.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.
Your forehead's so big, it makes Kanye's ego small.
Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.
Yo mama so fat, I saw her eat with 3 utensils: A spoon, a knife, and a FORKLIFT.
Yo mama so fat when she went on a plane, somebody yelled "A solar eclipse!"
Why does China have the biggest eyewear?
Because all their eyes are too small.
I tried phone sex once. But the holes were too small.
What is big, annoying, and full of blubber?
90% of America's population.
Your mama so fat the flash died halfway running around her.
Why do mermaids wear seashells?
They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Very little.
A Texan and an Alaskan walk into a room, and the Alaskan says, "My state is bigger." Then the Texan says, "It won't be when it melts."
If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?
Big hands.
Yo mama so fat, she uses the equator as her belt.
Yo mama so fat, when she took a picture of herself, her phone ran out of storage.
What do a small pair of underpants and a small dance room have in common?
No ballroom.
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat, she made a whole species extinct.
