Size jokes

I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)

Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.

Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.

Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"

Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he just asked her to move.

Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.

Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!

You're so small you went surfing on an ice lolly!

Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!

"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."

Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.

My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."

Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.

I’m a short joke.

I’m only five feet tall 😞

Yo mama so fat...

That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!

Yo forehead so big you look like Aeri.

Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.

My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!

Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.