Size jokes
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.
Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.
Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.
You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"
Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing!
Yo mama is so fat we need to use yo papa!
Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"
Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.
Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.
Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.
Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.
Your hairline is so big, it was used as a highway.
The optimistic midget's coffin was half full.
Your bus is so short... the wheels touch.
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.