Size jokes

Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said "Let there be Light!" he told your mama to move out of the way!

Yo mama is so fat Thanos snapped twice.

Yo forehead so big, NASA thought it was Mars.

Your forehead is too big. I can see my future when it shines.

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.

Your forehead's so big, it makes Kanye's ego small.

What is big, annoying, and full of blubber?

90% of America's population.

Yo mama so fat when she went on a plane, somebody yelled "A solar eclipse!"

Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.

Yo mama so fat, I saw her eat with 3 utensils: A spoon, a knife, and a FORKLIFT.

Your mama so fat the flash died halfway running around her.

Why does China have the biggest eyewear?

Because all their eyes are too small.

Your forehead is so huge, you don't have dreams, you have movies. Follow me on Instagram: _zer0x3.

Why do mermaids wear seashells?

They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.

Yo mama so fat, she uses the equator as her belt.

I know 5 fat people, and your mama is 4 of them.

What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?

Very little.

If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?

Big hands.

A Texan and an Alaskan walk into a room, and the Alaskan says, "My state is bigger." Then the Texan says, "It won't be when it melts."

I had a friend who was a dwarf. He committed suicide. He jumped off a curb.