Size jokes

Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said "Let there be Light!" he told your mama to move out of the way!

Yo mama is so fat Thanos snapped twice.

Yo forehead so big, NASA thought it was Mars.

Your forehead is too big. I can see my future when it shines.

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.

Your forehead's so big, it makes Kanye's ego small.

Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.

Yo mama so fat when she went on a plane, somebody yelled "A solar eclipse!"

Yo mama so fat, I saw her eat with 3 utensils: A spoon, a knife, and a FORKLIFT.

Why does China have the biggest eyewear?

Because all their eyes are too small.

What is big, annoying, and full of blubber?

90% of America's population.

Your forehead is so huge, you don't have dreams, you have movies. Follow me on Instagram: _zer0x3.

Your mama so fat the flash died halfway running around her.

Why do mermaids wear seashells?

They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.

I had a friend who was a dwarf. He committed suicide. He jumped off a curb.

Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat, she made a whole species extinct.

What do a small pair of underpants and a small dance room have in common?

No ballroom.

I know 5 fat people, and your mama is 4 of them.

What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?

Very little.

Yo mama so fat, she uses the equator as her belt.