Size

Size jokes

Yo mama

Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said "Let there be Light!" he told your mama to move out of the way!

Memes

Mama

Yo mama so fat when she went on a plane, somebody yelled "A solar eclipse!"

Fat

Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.

Yo mama

Yo mama so fat, I saw her eat with 3 utensils: A spoon, a knife, and a FORKLIFT.

Eyewear

Why does China have the biggest eyewear?

Because all their eyes are too small.

Forehead

Your forehead is so huge, you don't have dreams, you have movies. Follow me on Instagram: _zer0x3.

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  • Seashell

    Why do mermaids wear seashells?

    They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.

    Hand

    If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?

    Big hands.

    State

    A Texan and an Alaskan walk into a room, and the Alaskan says, "My state is bigger." Then the Texan says, "It won't be when it melts."

    Yo mama

    Yo mama so fat, when she took a picture of herself, her phone ran out of storage.