Size Jokes

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Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick: I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's 🤣

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I go to venes to get a bigger pines

seems very long. you wont remember the tel number..... I remember it lile this from school days in Ireland.

Dolly Patron is shopping for new bra , lady says your size (69) , Dolly says no way that too too too (222) big, so she goes to doctor , Doc I need something to make my boobs smaller , here take (51) pills for 6 days ( x6) and soo she did . days later she ran back to doc, jesus Christ doctor look what happened Im BOOBLESS. 55378008 upside down.

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What is a King's favorite sized candy? King sized candy!

It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.

From the makers of Mangeone...

Why do american guns only have 30 rounds. because its the average class size

how do people with hydrocephalus wear standard-size helmets?

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Why is Chloe forehead so big, because her forehead is king-sley size.

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

One is gigantic, the other is just a little lighter.

A snorlax was in a bar. And he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oranberry special for the both of them.

Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.

Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that snorlax fatter than this region?

Suzy: How did johna fit in the whale? Teacher: Whales are very big but have small moths, so johna did not actually fit in the whale. Suzy: well the bible says he did Teacher: He did not Suzy: when I get to heaven I will ask him how he fit in Teacher: How do you know he went to heaven, maybe he went to hell Suzy: Than you can ask him.