Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade.
What do you call a psychic midget in trouble with the law?
A small medium at large.
What’s 12 inches and is moist inside?
My record holding cucumbers, locally grown at my farm.
Why don't midgets use tampons?
Answer: They are always tripping over the string.
Yo mama so fat, she was the iceberg that sank the Titanic.
I was wondering why the basketball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.
yo mama so fat she went swimming with the whales and sang "weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!!!!!"
What do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly mammoth.
You're so short, when you were born, the doctor couldn't tell if you were a boy, a girl, or a Jimmy Dean pork sausage.
Yo mama so fat, when she ordered a water bed they gave her the Pacific Ocean.
Yo mama so fat that she was born on the 3rd, 4th, and 5th of March.
Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.
Yo mama is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with.
What do you call a midget psychic that has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large.
Why do ballerinas wear tutus?
The one-ones are too small and the three-threes are too big.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.
Jill goes home one night with a guy she met at a club. He's tall, super hot, and seems different than most guys she meets. They arrive at his place and head straight to his room. Jill can't help but notice a shelf full of teddy bears. On the bottom are small teddy bears, on the middle are medium-sized teddy bears, and finally, on the top are large teddy bears, all lined up beside each other.
She begins to think that he is sentimental and sweet, and isn't afraid to show it. Her heart melts and she want to give him the best night of his life. She gives him a blowjob, and lets him really give it to her, and even takes it in the rear! In the morning, she slowly gets dressed, and smiles at him and asks, "How was that?" He nods and says, "Not too fuckin' bad at all. Help yourself to a prize on the second shelf!"
