Size jokes

Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?

A: The size of balls they play with.

My midget landlord told me to pack my things up and that I've got 30 minutes to get out. That's short notice!

Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the water, the whales started singing "We are a family, even though you fatter than me."

Why don't midgets use tampons?

Answer: They are always tripping over the string.

I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal-sized eyes.

Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade.

What’s 12 inches and is moist inside?

My record holding cucumbers, locally grown at my farm.

What do you call a psychic midget in trouble with the law?

A small medium at large.

Yo mama so fat, she was the iceberg that sank the Titanic.

I was wondering why the basketball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.

yo mama so fat she went swimming with the whales and sang "weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!!!!!"

What do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly mammoth.

You're so short, when you were born, the doctor couldn't tell if you were a boy, a girl, or a Jimmy Dean pork sausage.

Yo mama so fat, when she ordered a water bed they gave her the Pacific Ocean.

Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet because she is worldwide.

What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?

And microtransaction.

Yo mama is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.

Fatty told Skinny, "Do you have any food? My stomach is empty and I haven't eaten."

Skinny replied to Fatty, "Well, doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead!"

Yo mama so fat that she was born on the 3rd, 4th, and 5th of March.