Size jokes
Me: God, Bryce, do we really have to talk about this again?
Bryce: What?
Me: You're still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3!
P.S. I'm a girl.
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
I heard that your forehead is so big that you could build a neighborhood on it.
The ball kept getting bigger and bigger...
And then it hit me.
73 Earths can fit in Uranus.
Your forehead is so big, I took a picture of it last Christmas, and it’s still printing.
Your mom is so fat, it takes a year to turn around.
Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.
Your forehead is so big, explorers mistakenly thought it was Mount Everest.
Big
Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
You’re so short, you must need a ladder to reach your advice and dreams.
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
What do you call a feminazi that has a dick the size of a Vienna Sausage?
Fudge Packer.
Your dick is so small it's the size of a tic tac. Oh, that's why your mom's breath was so fresh last night.
Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.
Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.
Yo mama so fat even Dora can't explore it.
Imagine me being 12 feet taller than your dad.