Size jokes
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
Obesity kills thousands of times more Americans than shooting does, which teaches us an important lesson:
Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.
The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.
Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.
What’s a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.
Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."
Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.
Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.
Run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours. It will be fun!