Size jokes
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.
Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"
Sure, just tell me how to put on a mask.
The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
Your mom is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!
Me: Hi Kallen.
Kallen: Hi.
Me: You're too big to fit in my car.
Yo mama's so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed.
My penis is longer than one inch.
Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.
I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!
Your forehead is so big, explorers mistakenly thought it was Mount Everest.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
Yo mama so big, her belt size said "equator."
Why is Chloe's forehead so big? Because her forehead is king-size.
Yo mama is so fat, she was the iceberg in Titanic.
Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"
What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.