Size jokes
At least if you're fat you don't need to put as much bathwater in the bath.
This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.
Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.
Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.
I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.
So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
Yo mama is so fat, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
Yo mama so fat, she crosses every border.
Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.
What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.
Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick:
"I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's" 🤣
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys?
Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little cocks.