Size jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.
Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
Yo mama so fat when I pushed her into the jacuzzi, it caused a level 8 tsunami.
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
Your forehead so big it's got its own gravitational pull.
Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?
Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.
Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!
Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.
Your forehead so big you got to take Tylenol pills, big like chocolate chip cookies.