Size jokes

Yo mama so fat,

Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.

Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"

Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.

Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.

Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.

Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!

Yo mama so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out the way.

Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.

The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.

Yo mama so big, her belt size said "equator."

Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.

Why is my pee pee 2 inches in length but 5 in girth?

Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.

Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.

Yo mama so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."

Yo mom's so fat that she wakes up on both sides of the bed.

The joke about the giraffe’s neck is far too long to tell.

Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.

Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!