Yo mama so big, she thought Christopher Rhoades was a tampon.
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
God: (creating elephants) Make it big.
Angel: How big?
God: As big as my d--
Angel: Whoa!
God: Fine, 10 feet tall.
Angel: That's big bu--
God: Put a long thing on its face.
You can easily outrun a midget because they have to run twice as much as you do.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!
Yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great Wall of China.
How did the man with a small penis become a rapist? His condom fell off
Big penis
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two warlocks to summon her.
Yo mama is so fat, a rogue shadowstepped her and got a loading screen.
Your momma so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scales, her phone number came up!
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
My Penis is big and long what else is... my condom.....cucumber🥒🥒🥒🥜🖕🤬
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.
You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.
You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.
Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!
Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.
