Size jokes

Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.

Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.

Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.

You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat,

Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.

Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.

Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.

Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.

Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.

Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on earth and the earth cracked.

Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.

Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.

What’s a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.

Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.

Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!

You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.

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Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.