Size jokes
Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.
There was a woman named Sally. She loved to have sex with other people. One time, she had sex with me. I noticed her bra size was 69 (+69). That is fucking big!
Ok, then when her partner was pissing, he told her she should call the doctor. So she dialed 2063512000 (+2000) and called the doctor. The office was on 51st street ave NE (+51). Holy shit, the doctor said! The boots were so big that she had to take 8 pills (x 8). The next morning, she was ________.
69 + 51 + 2000 x 8 = 16120
58008 (flip calculator)
Boobless.
Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.
Yo mama's so fat, Thanos had to clap.
Yo mama so fat that you need a jack stand to get her up.
Children are like pills.
The smaller they are, the easier they are to take.
Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized at SeaWorld!
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.
Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"
Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo momma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her.