Size jokes
Children are like pills.
The smaller they are, the easier they are to take.
Yo mama so fat that you need a jack stand to get her up.
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
Yo mama's so fat, Thanos had to clap.
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!
Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.
Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.
Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo momma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her.
Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized at SeaWorld!