Size jokes
Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing to this day!
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose.
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.
Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.
Forehead is so big that you wear a bed sheet for a bandana.
Friend, your mum's fat.
Me: Well, your mum's so fat, she played pool with the planets.
Yo mama so fat, she uses the equator as her belt.
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: How do you breathe through that little thing?
"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."
Yo momma so fat!
Your teeth are so spread out my mom can drive her car through the gap in your teeth.
Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.
Why was 4 not impressed when 5 won a prize for 6?
Because 511472.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.
You're so small you went surfing on an ice lolly!