Size jokes
There was a woman named Sally. She loved to have sex with other people. One time, she had sex with me. I noticed her bra size was 69 (+69). That is fucking big!
Ok, then when her partner was pissing, he told her she should call the doctor. So she dialed 2063512000 (+2000) and called the doctor. The office was on 51st street ave NE (+51). Holy shit, the doctor said! The boots were so big that she had to take 8 pills (x 8). The next morning, she was ________.
69 + 51 + 2000 x 8 = 16120
58008 (flip calculator)
Boobless.
Children are like pills.
The smaller they are, the easier they are to take.
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
Yo mama's so fat, Thanos had to clap.
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One is gigantic, the other is just a little lighter.
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Big butt
When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:
"Enjoy the little things."
Have you ever felt an earthquake? It’s not nature; it’s Brandan Bressler.
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
Yo mama is so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!
You're so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller.
Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"