Size jokes
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
Sure, just tell me how to put on a mask.
Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.
Yo forehead is bigger than the Great Wall of China!
Yo mama's so fat, she's both in the Atlantic and Pacific ocean.
Husband: "I bet you can't say something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time."
Wife: "You have the biggest penis out of all your friends."
Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.
Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.
Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.
You dream in 4K.
Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.
I bought myself the life-sized Jesus painting off of Amazon, and they had 4 nails within the pack. All I needed was 1.
Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.
Your face is so big that not even you can see it.
Big penis.
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
What's big and white and can't climb trees?
A fridge.
Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.
Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.
Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.
I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn't fit in the pot.