Size jokes

Yo mama's so fat, Thanos had to clap.

Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.

Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?

Because it's the average class size.

Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.

Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.

Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.

Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.

Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.

Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.

Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.

Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.

Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.

Why is Chloe's forehead so big? Because her forehead is king-size.

Big feet equals mini meat.

Your mama's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.

Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"

Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.

Yo mom is so fat even Dora can explore you!

Yo mama so fat, she took both sides of the family.

Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!

Your face is so big that not even you can see it.