Size jokes

Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.

Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"

Your mama's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.

Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.

You're so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller.

Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.

What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!

Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!

"Why is your head big?"

"'Cause you're a ball."

Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.

Yo mom is so fat even Dora can explore you!

Yo mama so fat, she took both sides of the family.

Your dad has a huge PP.

Your face is so big that not even you can see it.

Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!

Why is Chloe's forehead so big? Because her forehead is king-size.

Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"

Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.

Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.

Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.

Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.