You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.
Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
I know a baby carrot when I see one.
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
Small People.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
What do you call the midget sea?
A pond.
What's longer than a penis?
About anything.
Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.
Your mum is so fat, she gets hit by a parked car!
My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
- That girl was hot. - She's my cousin!
Your forehead is so big, it's bigger than a school!
Yo forehead is bigger than the Great Wall of China!
There was a guy I knew who owned a foot-high piano player.
He had found a magic lamp and rubbed it. The genie popped out and gave him one wish.
The guy thinks the genie was a bit deaf, as all he got was a 12" pianist.
