Size jokes
There was a woman named Sally. She loved to have sex with other people. One time, she had sex with me. I noticed her bra size was 69 (+69). That is fucking big!
Ok, then when her partner was pissing, he told her she should call the doctor. So she dialed 2063512000 (+2000) and called the doctor. The office was on 51st street ave NE (+51). Holy shit, the doctor said! The boots were so big that she had to take 8 pills (x 8). The next morning, she was ________.
69 + 51 + 2000 x 8 = 16120
58008 (flip calculator)
Boobless.
Your mama's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.
Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!
You're so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller.
Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.
What is large, grey, and it doesn't matter? An Irrelephant! Hahahahahahahahaha! Hahaha!
You’re so short, you must need a ladder to reach your advice and dreams.
Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.
Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.