Size jokes

Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.

Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."

Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.

My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!

Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.

Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.

Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized at SeaWorld!

Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.

Yo momma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her.

Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!

Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.

Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"

Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!

Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.

Yo mama is so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.

What is large, grey, and it doesn't matter? An Irrelephant! Hahahahahahahahaha! Hahaha!

Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.

Yo mama so fat that Thanos had to snap twice!