Size jokes
Your mom uses the equator as a belt.
Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.
Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.
I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!
Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
Yo mama so fat, Donald Trump built a wall around her.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went on the scale it said, "Still counting."
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
My peepee was big, now it's small.
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
You may have a footlong, but I have a SHENLONG. :)
Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!
You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
Mine never stops.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.