Size jokes

"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."

The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!

Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"

Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.

Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.

Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.

Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.

He’s so short no one can see you very close by.

Q: What do you call a tsunami?

A: Your mom's water breaking.

I ass big ass you :-)

Some babies may be delivered via stork, but some bigger babies are gonna need a crane.

Your d*** size...

Me.

The joke is as short as me.

Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?

Answer: Your brain.

Yo mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers, she was still there.

Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.

Does that dick match that forehead? 👀

You wanna hear a joke about my penis?

Don’t worry, it’s too long.

Girls with the name Carley have the biggest forehead on the earth, I mean, moon.