Size jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!

Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.

Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...

You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.

You're so short that you build a tiny house for yourself.

You’re so short, you could sweep under your bed while standing.

You’re so short, you can swing your legs when you sit on a stool.

Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?

Answer: Your brain.

Me.

The joke is as short as me.

Q: What do you call a tsunami?

A: Your mom's water breaking.

I ass big ass you :-)

Some babies may be delivered via stork, but some bigger babies are gonna need a crane.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.

Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.

Yo mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers, she was still there.

Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.

Does that dick match that forehead? 👀

Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"