Size jokes
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."
Earth is smaller than Uranus, wth?
Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.
I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.
Yo mama so tall, she eats paramedics.
Yo momma so fat!
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
Imagine me being 12 feet taller than your dad.
Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...
You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.
You're so short that you build a tiny house for yourself.
You’re so short, you could sweep under your bed while standing.
You’re so short, you can swing your legs when you sit on a stool.
I ass big ass you :-)
Some babies may be delivered via stork, but some bigger babies are gonna need a crane.
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
Me.
The joke is as short as me.
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
Your d*** size...
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.