Size jokes
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!
Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.
Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.
Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.
I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.
"Bugger off!" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
Your mom uses the equator as a belt.
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
You may have a footlong, but I have a SHENLONG. :)
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
You’re so short, you could sweep under your bed while standing.
Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.
I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.
Imagine me being 12 feet taller than your dad.
Yo momma so fat!
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
Earth is smaller than Uranus, wth?
Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...
You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.
You’re so short, you can swing your legs when you sit on a stool.