Size jokes

I was with my friend atom the other day. He’s pretty tall . . . Compared to you.

Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"

Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.

Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.

"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."

This town ain't big enough for the one of you.

I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!

The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!

You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.

Your forehead is so big, it gets home 50 min before you do.

Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.

You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.

Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.

So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.

If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.

Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.

Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.

Yo mama so fat that when she fell on the concrete, nobody laughed, but the concrete cracked up.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.

You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.