Size jokes
What type of file does it take to turn a 4 mm hole to a 44 mm hole?
A pedophile.
What's big and round?
Mine and not yours.
Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing!
What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys?
Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little cocks.
What's the only good thing about being an orphan?
All snacks are family sized!
Big black ball sacks.
Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.
You're so fat, you caused the Titanic to sink!
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"
What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.
When a midget smokes weed, do they get high or medium?
Yo' mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
If the shoe fits perfectly, why did it fall off?
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.
Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.