Size jokes
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
Yo mama so fat that when she fell on the concrete, nobody laughed, but the concrete cracked up.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.
Yo forehead so big you think in HD.
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.
Your forehead is so big you look like MegaMind.
My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.
My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.
My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.
My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.
My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!
My wife is so fat. She buys her clothes at Tent & Awning!
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.
When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.
Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.