Size jokes

Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.

What kind of wall is the biggest? A whall.

Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.

Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.

Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.

Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.

Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.

Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.

Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.

Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.

Why is Chloe's forehead so big? Because her forehead is king-size.

Big feet equals mini meat.

Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?

Because it's the average class size.

Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.

Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.

Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"

Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.

Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.

Your mama's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.

Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!

Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.