Size jokes
Why is Chloe's forehead so big? Because her forehead is king-size.
Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.
Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.
Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.
Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"
You're so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller.
Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!
What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.
Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
Yo mama so fat, she took both sides of the family.
Your dad has a huge PP.
Your face is so big that not even you can see it.
Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.
Yo mom is so fat even Dora can explore you!
Have you ever felt an earthquake? It’s not nature; it’s Brandan Bressler.
Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.
Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.