Size jokes
Why is Chloe's forehead so big? Because her forehead is king-size.
Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized at SeaWorld!
Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.
Yo momma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her.
Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.
What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!
Your face is so big that not even you can see it.
Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.
Big feet equals mini meat.
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Your dad has a huge PP.
Yo mom is so fat even Dora can explore you!
Yo mama so fat, she took both sides of the family.