Size jokes
Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.
Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.
Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.
Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.
Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.
Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
Why is Chloe's forehead so big? Because her forehead is king-size.
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
How do people with hydrocephalus wear standard-size helmets?
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
You're so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller.
Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.
What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!