Size jokes
Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.
Yo momma so fat, I took a picture of her 1 year ago, and it's still printing.
Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!
Why use Heathrow when we have your forehead?
Your PP is small, just like my will to live.
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
Your momma so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scales, her phone number came up!
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a small dick. Too bad for her, because I give good sex.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.
Yo mama so fat, she is 4 feet tall laying down.
Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.
Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!
I was walking down the street when I saw this dude just vibing. He was telling every guy that walked by if his dick was bigger than theirs, they have to give him 50 bucks.
Long story short, I walked away with 100 bucks that day.
Kyle's penis is small.
What's stiff and 6 inches long?
SIDS.
Old woman: You are such a darling child. Please come and see me again next year.
A year later, as child walks up to the door of the old lady's house...
Old woman: Oh my! Goodness sakes, child! Have you grown, or have I shrank???
Child: Both.
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.
Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?
Random guy: Why?
Me: Because you look like a whale.