Size jokes
Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.
Your dad has a huge PP.
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!
You're so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller.
Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.
What kind of wall is the biggest? A whall.
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.
Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!
Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.
My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!
Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.
Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized at SeaWorld!
Yo momma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her.
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.