Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
What's big and round?
Mine and not yours.
Why did the ground crack? Because of your mum!
You are so small that you play hockey against the curb!
Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.
Yo mama so hot, she can fit in a mug.
Travis has baby hands.
Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.
If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.
Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.
Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.
Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.
Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"
Calculate my dick, virgins!
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
What's the best part of being an orphan? All the chips and many bars are family sized.
any food a orphan has is a family sized meal
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?
A strong man’s biceps.
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
