Size jokes

Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!

Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.

Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.

Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Yo momma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her.

Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?

Because it's the average class size.

Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.

Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.

Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.

Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.

Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!

Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.

Big feet equals mini meat.

Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.

Yo mama is so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.

Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.

What kind of wall is the biggest? A whall.

Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.

You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the pool, the water jumped out!