Size jokes
Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.
Your mama's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
What is large, grey, and it doesn't matter? An Irrelephant! Hahahahahahahahaha! Hahaha!
Why is Chloe's forehead so big? Because her forehead is king-size.
Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"
Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized at SeaWorld!
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.
Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.
Yo momma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her.
Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.
Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!
Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."