Size jokes
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.
You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.
Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.
My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus!
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
You’re so short, you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.
Yo mama so fat even Dora can't explore it.
Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.
Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.
Seems very long. You won't remember the telephone number...
I remember it like this from school days in Ireland.
Dolly Parton is shopping for a new bra. A lady says, "Your size is 69." Dolly says, "No way, that's too too too (222) big." So she goes to the doctor. "Doc, I need something to make my boobs smaller." "Here, take (51) pills for 6 days (x6)," and so she did. Days later, she ran back to the doc, "Jesus Christ doctor, look what happened. I'm BOOBLESS!" 55378008 upside down.
Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.
I have something on my lip and I think I’m taller than you.
"Who am I?"