Size jokes
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus!
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
You’re so short, you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.
Who's the smallest wife??
Micro-wife.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!
Yo mama so fat even Dora can't explore it.
If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 2.5-hour Energy?
Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.
Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂
I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
Seems very long. You won't remember the telephone number...
I remember it like this from school days in Ireland.
Dolly Parton is shopping for a new bra. A lady says, "Your size is 69." Dolly says, "No way, that's too too too (222) big." So she goes to the doctor. "Doc, I need something to make my boobs smaller." "Here, take (51) pills for 6 days (x6)," and so she did. Days later, she ran back to the doc, "Jesus Christ doctor, look what happened. I'm BOOBLESS!" 55378008 upside down.
Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.
I have something on my lip and I think I’m taller than you.
"Who am I?"
There was a woman named Sally. She loved to have sex with other people. One time, she had sex with me. I noticed her bra size was 69 (+69). That is fucking big!
Ok, then when her partner was pissing, he told her she should call the doctor. So she dialed 2063512000 (+2000) and called the doctor. The office was on 51st street ave NE (+51). Holy shit, the doctor said! The boots were so big that she had to take 8 pills (x 8). The next morning, she was ________.
69 + 51 + 2000 x 8 = 16120
58008 (flip calculator)
Boobless.
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.