Size jokes

Your forehead is so big, Humpty Dumpty didn’t want to fall off!

Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!

Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"

"Yo mama is so fat that when I buried her, she made the Earth round."

Yo mama's so fat her belly button has an echo.

A: What's the similarity between your girlfriend and the sun?

B: They're both hot?

A: They're both massive.

Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!

Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.

Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

I have something on my lip and I think I’m taller than you.

"Who am I?"

Yo mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.

You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.

You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!

Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.

Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"

You’re so short, you could sweep under your bed while standing.

Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

I hate writing dwarf jokes, but I normally keep them short.

Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.

Yo mama so fat, I stood next to her and lost cell phone reception.