Size jokes

Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.

She got mad and ate the bus!

Yo mama so fat even Dora can't explore it.

Who's the smallest wife??

Micro-wife.

If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 2.5-hour Energy?

Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!

Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.

Four big guys.

Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.

I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!

Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"

Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."

Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.

I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.

How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.

Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂

Seems very long. You won't remember the telephone number...

I remember it like this from school days in Ireland.

Dolly Parton is shopping for a new bra. A lady says, "Your size is 69." Dolly says, "No way, that's too too too (222) big." So she goes to the doctor. "Doc, I need something to make my boobs smaller." "Here, take (51) pills for 6 days (x6)," and so she did. Days later, she ran back to the doc, "Jesus Christ doctor, look what happened. I'm BOOBLESS!" 55378008 upside down.

Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.

I have something on my lip and I think I’m taller than you.

"Who am I?"