Size jokes
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!
Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!
Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.
Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.
My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.
You’re so short, you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus!
Who's the smallest wife??
Micro-wife.
Yo mama so fat even Dora can't explore it.
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.
Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂
I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
Seems very long. You won't remember the telephone number...
I remember it like this from school days in Ireland.
Dolly Parton is shopping for a new bra. A lady says, "Your size is 69." Dolly says, "No way, that's too too too (222) big." So she goes to the doctor. "Doc, I need something to make my boobs smaller." "Here, take (51) pills for 6 days (x6)," and so she did. Days later, she ran back to the doc, "Jesus Christ doctor, look what happened. I'm BOOBLESS!" 55378008 upside down.
I have something on my lip and I think I’m taller than you.
"Who am I?"