Size jokes

Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.

She got mad and ate the bus!

Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.

You’re so short, you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.

Yo mama so fat even Dora can't explore it.

Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!

Who's the smallest wife??

Micro-wife.

I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"

Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!

My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."

Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.

Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂

I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.

How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.

Seems very long. You won't remember the telephone number...

I remember it like this from school days in Ireland.

Dolly Parton is shopping for a new bra. A lady says, "Your size is 69." Dolly says, "No way, that's too too too (222) big." So she goes to the doctor. "Doc, I need something to make my boobs smaller." "Here, take (51) pills for 6 days (x6)," and so she did. Days later, she ran back to the doc, "Jesus Christ doctor, look what happened. I'm BOOBLESS!" 55378008 upside down.

Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.

I have something on my lip and I think I’m taller than you.

"Who am I?"

There was a woman named Sally. She loved to have sex with other people. One time, she had sex with me. I noticed her bra size was 69 (+69). That is fucking big!

Ok, then when her partner was pissing, he told her she should call the doctor. So she dialed 2063512000 (+2000) and called the doctor. The office was on 51st street ave NE (+51). Holy shit, the doctor said! The boots were so big that she had to take 8 pills (x 8). The next morning, she was ________.

69 + 51 + 2000 x 8 = 16120

58008 (flip calculator)

Boobless.

Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.