I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.
Size Jokes
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
Seems very long. You won't remember the telephone number...
I remember it like this from school days in Ireland.
Dolly Parton is shopping for a new bra. A lady says, "Your size is 69." Dolly says, "No way, that's too too too (222) big." So she goes to the doctor. "Doc, I need something to make my boobs smaller." "Here, take (51) pills for 6 days (x6)," and so she did. Days later, she ran back to the doc, "Jesus Christ doctor, look what happened. I'm BOOBLESS!" 55378008 upside down.
Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.
I have something on my lip and I think I’m taller than you.
"Who am I?"
There was a woman named Sally. She loved to have sex with other people. One time, she had sex with me. I noticed her bra size was 69 (+69). That is fucking big!
Ok, then when her partner was pissing, he told her she should call the doctor. So she dialed 2063512000 (+2000) and called the doctor. The office was on 51st street ave NE (+51). Holy shit, the doctor said! The boots were so big that she had to take 8 pills (x 8). The next morning, she was ________.
69 + 51 + 2000 x 8 = 16120
58008 (flip calculator)
Boobless.
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.
Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.
My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized at SeaWorld!
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!
Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
Your mama's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
