What phone do midgets use?
A MICROphone.
You're so fat your ass has 2 zip codes.
Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? - Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.
Why is Uranus so big? Because you discovered it.
The only problem being short and gay is that whenever I try to tell people I'm top in my relationship, they don't believe me because I'm shorter than the person I'm dating, like, WTF?
Why couldn’t the midget talk?
Because someone stepped on him.
I rolled over a log and underneath was a tiny little stick, and I was like, "That log had a child!"
My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a small dick. Too bad for her, because I give good sex.
Your forehead is so big you can jump without getting hurt.
Yo mama so tall!!! When she wakes up from her bed, she stands up and finds NASA beside her face, and she thinks it's a fly!!!
Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂
Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.
Little Johnny meets Big Suzy.
Little Johnny and Big Suzy got together.
Little Johnny still regrets getting together with her to this very day.
The end.
This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.
Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.
If I went out with a dwarf, when I pick them up, I'll say, "Wassup short?"
Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.
You're so fat, you caused the Titanic to sink!
