Newest Sign Jokes - Page 3 - Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, ‘Beware of the dog!’

if you say slay in my coments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in

Why does a deaf kid always like football he gets signed

So my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store so when I get there,there’s a sign but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead

Your hairline looks like they Mac Donald’s sign M

people have been telling me that you can get things for free now

the other day i saw a sign saying " FREE PALESTINE "

Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.

These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.

your mom is so stupid she stopped at a stop sign because it never said go

The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.

What language do billboards speak?

Sign language

You signed up for football but you're no good

So the other day I was looking up zodiac sign stuff you know im a real big fan of that and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have there own hairstyles... except cancer.

best friend *hold a sign up that says "what gender are you"* Me:uh male?.. best frend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"* Me: you silly goose *silence for like three sec* Me:still male though-

Welcome to the X Union. Sign up below the joke here.

Did the people of England see a game over sign in the sky when the quean died

My ex was orphan as a child I should have taken that as the first sign. If her parents didn't want her, why would I.

I was swimming in a pool on my vacation when a fan of mine approached me. He said he wanted an autograph and gave me a pen to sign it. I accidentally dropped the pen in the pool. Suddenly Penaldo came out of NOWHERE and dived to save it, he said he always dives for pens.