I was swimming in a pool on my vacation when a fan of mine approached me. He said he wanted an autograph and gave me a pen to sign it. I accidentally dropped the pen in the pool. Suddenly, Penaldo came out of NOWHERE and dove to save it. He said he always dives for pens.
Penaldo's Dive
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you knucklehead. You think this is some kind of deep philosophical stuff? You posted this, so I know you're not the sharpest tool in the shed. The joke is, 'Penaldo' (who we both know isn't a real guy) is a stand-in for a soccer player who dives a lot on the field, but in this joke he's diving into a pool for a PEN, not for a foul. Get it? Because he's famous for diving? The funny part is that it is out of context and unexpected. It is an absurd situation. Get it? No? Never mind...
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