Sign jokes
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.
People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.
The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.
What language do billboards speak?
Sign language.
You signed up for football, but you're no good.
So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?
Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*
Me: Uh, male?..
Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*
Me: You silly goose.
*Silence for like three seconds*
Me: Still male though-
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Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn't want her, why would I?
I was swimming in a pool on my vacation when a fan of mine approached me. He said he wanted an autograph and gave me a pen to sign it. I accidentally dropped the pen in the pool. Suddenly, Penaldo came out of NOWHERE and dove to save it. He said he always dives for pens.
This is true. Today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said, "Need money for strippers and weed."
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)