So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.
My ex was orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?
best friend *hold a sign up that says "what gender are you"* Me:uh male?.. best frend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"* Me: you silly goose *silence for like three sec* Me:still male though-
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Did the people of England see a game over sign in the sky when the quean died
My ex was orphan as a child I should have taken that as the first sign. If her parents didn't want her, why would I.
I was swimming in a pool on my vacation when a fan of mine approached me. He said he wanted an autograph and gave me a pen to sign it. I accidentally dropped the pen in the pool. Suddenly Penaldo came out of NOWHERE and dived to save it, he said he always dives for pens.
This is true today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said “need money for strippers and weed”
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all crips (sorry)
I love Alabama. I live their. I have a sign that says Sweet Home Alabama!
When the doctor asks you what your zodiac sign is
You respond: cancer
Doctor says: well what a coincidence!
1: hey 2:what 1:we're outta paint 2:*HMM* (and thats how stop signs have extra paint.)
stop sign: if you speed ill call your parents orphans: going 180
Signs my cousin is going places when he's older: TEST QUESTION: where was the declaration of independence signed? He wrote: at the bottom of the page. Smart kid
hellen threw up gang signs her whole life and didnt know
All zodiac signs have a signature hairstyle except for cancer. :)
-Dark_Humor
been getting alot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, i guess its a sign i should go lower
Why did Hellen Keller sign the n-word?
She thought she was black
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
(If it's unoriginal, I apologize. My friend gave me this joke.)
-Signed, AdmiralKizaru.
Rape the only sign of world peace in this life.
