What language do billboards speak?
Sign language.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?
Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*
Me: Uh, male?..
Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*
Me: You silly goose.
*Silence for like three seconds*
Me: Still male though-
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn't want her, why would I?
This is true. Today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said, "Need money for strippers and weed."
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)
I love Alabama. I live there. I have a sign that says, "Sweet Home Alabama!"
When the doctor asks you what your zodiac sign is,
You respond: "cancer."
Doctor says: "Well, what a coincidence!"
All zodiac signs have a signature hairstyle except for cancer. :)