I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
Michael Jackson goes to the doctor.
Michael Jackson: "Help, doctor, I've been shot!" Doctor: "I can't fix that, but I can change your skin color so it doesn't happen again."
Why do people who get shot in the head always become therapists?
They are more open-minded.
When you're in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots.
I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"
He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"
"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.
Did you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana?
It had nine shots and seven chasers!
It’s ok to yell “Kobe” after missing a shot, he didn’t make it either.
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
One day, a priest and a nun went to play golf together.
In the first shot, the priest missed his shot and said, "Fuck, I missed it!"
The nun replied, "Hey, you should not curse."
In the second shot, the priest missed his shot again and said, "Fuck, I missed again!"
The nun replied, "Hey, stop swearing, or else God will punish you."
In the next shot, the priest missed once again. He shouted, "Fuck this, this game is bullshit!"
The nun replied, "Enough! God is definitely going to punish you anytime now."
Suddenly, a thunderbolt struck the nun and killed her. The clouds separated from the sky, and there was a voice in the sky saying, "Oh, fuck, I missed!"
Bruh, the cops just arrested a black dude...
Well nvm, they shot him dead.
Once I almost died. I'll give it another shot out of the gun to finish my job.
How much alcohol does JFK prefer to drink?
3 shots.
A hunter shot holes into his favorite book.
When confronted, he said it was the "holey" Bible!
My teacher asked us what sex is. My friend, Bobby, got up and said in a loud, clear voice, "Sex is a temptation caused by a sensation, where a boy puts his location into a woman's destination to increase the population of the next generation. Do you understand my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?" The teacher shot him 23 times before she fainted.
What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.
I might slide up to your block with intelligence. I'm a genius with a glock. There's some relevance. Took his chain, took his rocks. Took his sediments. There's no cap inside my speech. No impediments.
Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator. Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator. E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared. Why didn't he buss it back?
Did you hear that the cameraman got arrested? He shot a film.
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.
When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.
The doctor said, "You're all right now."
