Shorts Jokes

Yo momma so short...You can see her feet on her driver's license photo!!

Why are short people so angry?? Cause their closer to hell

What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme? I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out

An old woman goes to the doctor complaining of extremely smelly gas. "I don't understand it, Doc", she said, "I have this terrible, terrible gas". "Thankfully", she added, "they are at least silent when I fart". Doctor hands her a bottle of pills, tells her take them all and then come back to see him. The old woman returned a short time later extremely mad. "I took those pills like you said and not only is my gas smelly, but now when I fart they are obnoxiously loud!", she yelled. The doctor said, "well, now that we've solved your hearing problem, let's see what we can do about that gas".

Yo mamma so short that when tried to sniff meth she couldn’t get high

Why did I trip over your foot ...? .... Because you were so short I couldn’t see you !

It's called Costa Coffee because it's short for "Cost A lot for boiled, rancid dishwater".

To anyone suffering from low self esteem:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY

im about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.

Mr.Smith lived in an apartment. in the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. why did he do that?

because he was too short!! so he pressed the highest button he could and went to his apartment

hey you person who's scrolling, pls leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh its okay." etc it can be short if you dont want to then that's okay.

If you have a GF/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say "Your short lemme add some inches"

Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating? They like to bone a petite

why was the short person a coward.they didnt stand up to challenges

What do you call a short person that goes to school?

A Sammie

Ya gotta hand it to short people. . .

A guy walks into a bar and sees a 1 foot piano player over by the door. He goes over to the bartender, orders a beer, and says “man, how’d you get such a short piano player.” The bartender says in response” there’s a genie in the back of the bar.” The man finishes his beer and runs to the back, looking for the genie. He finds it and says “I wish for a million bucks.” Suddenly, a million ducks fly out of the bar. The customer looks confused and goes back to the bartender and says “what just happened” the bartender replies “the genie is half deaf, do you really think I’d ask for a 12 inch pianist?”