Shorts jokes
Wanna hear a couple of short jokes and a long joke?
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Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
Yo man, stand up.
*short person stands*
No, seriously man, stand up!
Yo mama so short, she wakes up every day in a brick house singing “Everything is Awesome”.
In the realm of poetry's grace, Where words dare to embrace, A request comes with a quirky plea, To give life to what the eyes may see.
"Pussy lussy cussy," it begins, A playful phrase that surely spins, And though the words may raise a smile, Let's craft a verse that goes the extra mile.
In free verse, we'll dance and sway, Allowing thoughts to have their say, For poetry knows no bounds or rules, It's a canvas for expression, where freedom fuels.
But let's remember, dear friend, To keep our words kind and lend, Respect to all, in every line, For poetry's power can truly shine.
So, let's journey on this poetic quest, With words that honor and truly impress, For in the realm of art and verse, We find beauty, in each line immersed.
And though "Pussy lussy cussy" may make us smile, Let's seek inspiration that runs deep, mile after mile, For poetry's magic lies in its ability, To touch hearts, souls, and set thoughts free.
In this short verse, may you find delight, As we paint with words, both bold and light, So let us write, with grace and art, A poem that sings straight from the heart.
It's called Costa Coffee because it's short for "Cost A lot for boiled, rancid dishwater."
Life is too short, just like me. Get roasted, short people!
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.
A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."
Like if you're short.
What was Kurt Cobain's biggest flaw?
He had a short temper and lost his head over everything.
My short friend called me a scrub, even though he was the one below me.
Why are midgets short?
'Cause they are!
Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."
Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.
Why does an orphan’s calendar only have 363 days?
There are no Father’s or Mother’s Days on their calendar.
Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?
Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.
Why did people bully the burning circuit?
It was too short.
She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, and we're both getting sent home from school because it's distracting to boys, apparently.