Shorts Jokes

Why are short people so angry?? Cause their closer to hell

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What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme? I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out

It's called Costa Coffee because it's short for "Cost A lot for boiled, rancid dishwater".

To anyone suffering from low self esteem:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY

im about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.

hey you person who's scrolling, pls leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh its okay." etc it can be short if you dont want to then that's okay.

Mr.Smith lived in an apartment. in the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. why did he do that?

because he was too short!! so he pressed the highest button he could and went to his apartment

Yo mamma so short that when tried to sniff meth she couldn’t get high

Why did I trip over your foot ...? .... Because you were so short I couldn’t see you !

What do you call a short person that goes to school?

A Sammie

If you have a GF/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say "Your short lemme add some inches"

why was the short person a coward.they didnt stand up to challenges

Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating? They like to bone a petite

Ya gotta hand it to short people. . .

Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.

Short girl: "How do you see up there?"

Tall guy: "Who said that?"

I spit my drink out and then ran away.

What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!