what did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? da fok yu sai tu meee.
why was the T-rex so angry?You would be angry too,if you’re arms were to short to masterbaute.
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
What is a briefcase?
A short lawsuit.
You can’t be short and depressed cause you are compressed
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?
Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded
A NICKNAME TO CALL YOUR SHORT GF
LITTLE ANKLE BITTER MASTER YODA HASBULA MY LITTLE EWOK
Your mama is so short, she does backflips under her bed.
What do you call a short black person?
By their name, you racist.
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
a short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them, the fat person just has to lean slightly and its 911 all over again.
I was walking down the street when I saw this dude just viben, he was telling ever guy that walked by if his dick was bigger then theirs they have to give him 50 bucks long story short I walked away with 100 bucks that day
she wears short skirts i wear t-shirts and we're both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently
I hate writing dwarf jokes but I Normally keep them short
what is another name for a serial rapist? short dress enthusiast
A husband and a wife have four children the oldest three are tall with blonde hair, the youngest is short with brown hair. The husband was on his deathbed and said “honey, can you be completely honest with me, is our youngest son mine?” The wife says “I swear to all that is holy he is your son.” Then the husband died and the wife muttered, “thank god he didn’t ask about the other three.”
A little riddle ... Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it? *time passes ... Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?
Yo man, stand up
*short person stands*
No, seriously man, stand up
Three nuns are having a charity in front of the church. A man in a trench coat walks up and flashes the three nuns. The first nun had a stroke, the second nun had a stroke but the third nun, her arm was too short.
My short friend called me a scrub, even though he was the one below me.
