The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
You can’t be short and depressed cause you are compressed
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?
Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded
A NICKNAME TO CALL YOUR SHORT GF
LITTLE ANKLE BITTER MASTER YODA HASBULA MY LITTLE EWOK
Your mama is so short, she does backflips under her bed.
This is a poem my younger sister when she was three, recited to a crowd and I will never forget it. It is very short though.
Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what's right, with all your might.
What do you call a short black person?
By their name, you racist.
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
a short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them, the fat person just has to lean slightly and its 911 all over again.
what is another name for a serial rapist? short dress enthusiast
I was walking down the street when I saw this dude just viben, he was telling ever guy that walked by if his dick was bigger then theirs they have to give him 50 bucks long story short I walked away with 100 bucks that day
she wears short skirts i wear t-shirts and we're both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently
I hate writing dwarf jokes but I Normally keep them short
What did Mickey mouse, and Michael Jackson have in common? : (What don't they have in common) Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces,
Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors? Because you can’t look up to them
Yo man, stand up
*short person stands*
No, seriously man, stand up
A little riddle ... Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it? *time passes ... Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?
Three nuns are having a charity in front of the church. A man in a trench coat walks up and flashes the three nuns. The first nun had a stroke, the second nun had a stroke but the third nun, her arm was too short.
Yo momma so short...You can see her feet on her driver's license photo!!
My short friend called me a scrub, even though he was the one below me.
