Shorts jokes
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.
A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”
I said, “Well, which one are you then?”
If you drop something, make your short friend get it.
What was Kurt Cobain's biggest flaw?
He had a short temper and lost his head over everything.
Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.
My life.
Kill me, please.
Why does an orphan's year only have 363 days? Because it's missing Mother's and Father's Day.
You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.
Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?
Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.
My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."
*Me walking into the nail salon* Hi, I'm here for my 3:45 appointment.
*Nail tech:* Ok, sweety, come and sit down.
*Me sits down in the chair*
*Nail tech:* You want long nail, short nail? Um, long nail. You want boyfriend?!! Yes, ma'am. Ok, let me work magic. Ok.
*gives me short nail* Bro, I asked for long nail, but you said BF, but u look lesbian.
*walks out without paying*
*Nail tech gives money to a customer* There u win.
*customer:* I told u she would.
You’re so short you would need a lift to kiss your bride.
Me: *Calls friend* "Dude, I just fell off a 50-foot ladder!"
Friend: "Bro, you ok?!"
Me: "Yeah, lucky I only fell off the first step!"
This. This is my class.
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I was looking forward to reading the short jokes to see if I could find my uncle.
Why are short people so angry?? Cause they're closer to hell.
My short friend called me a scrub, even though he was the one below me.
If I went out with a dwarf, when I pick them up, I'll say, "Wassup short?"