Shorts jokes
You can't be short and depressed because you are compressed.
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?
Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded.
A nickname to call your short GF:
Little ankle biter Master Yoda Hasbula My little Ewok
Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what's right, with all your might.
Your mama is so short, she does backflips under her bed.
What do you call a short black person?
By their name, you racist!
A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
What is another name for a serial rapist? Short dress enthusiast.
Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.
I was walking down the street when I saw this dude just vibing. He was telling every guy that walked by if his dick was bigger than theirs, they have to give him 50 bucks.
Long story short, I walked away with 100 bucks that day.
She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, and we're both getting sent home from school because it's distracting to boys, apparently.
I hate writing dwarf jokes, but I normally keep them short.
Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors?
Because you can’t look up to them.
A little riddle...
Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?
...
Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?
Yo man, stand up.
*short person stands*
No, seriously man, stand up!
Three nuns are having a charity in front of the church.
A man in a trench coat walks up and flashes the three nuns. The first nun had a stroke, the second nun had a stroke, but the third nun, her arm was too short.
Yo momma so short... You can see her feet on her driver's license photo!
My short friend called me a scrub, even though he was the one below me.