Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
Hey, pass me that crow bar please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home
(credit to Ryan Lombard (I think that’s his name) from YouTube shorts, I loved this dad joke/pun)
I would make a joke about short people but they probably couldn't hear it
the source for youtube shorts are from zidane's hair
Your sister’s so short she needs to roll up her panties
He’s so short no one can see you very close by
your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves? Because they always short 😁😁😁😁
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Running out of time to cut the grass, may have to cut it short.
This joke is short or is it🍭 that your LOL lipop
your so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips
why are short people sad????
don't jugde tho itz crap but________________________________________ coz they couldn't reach happiness
you are short
your so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house
You’re so short, you can swing your legs when you sit on a stool.
your so short that you build a tiny house for yourself
You’re so short you could sweep under your bed while standing.
me
The joke is as short as me
