Shorts jokes
There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.
Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.
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I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
Memes
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
Running out of time to cut the grass, may have to cut it short.
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Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.
This joke is short, or is it 🍭 that your LOL lipop?
You're so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips!
You’re so short, you could sweep under your bed while standing.
You’re so short, you can swing your legs when you sit on a stool.
You are short.
You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.
You're so short that you build a tiny house for yourself.
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.