This joke is short or is it🍭 that your LOL lipop
Me.
The joke is as short as me.
You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.
You're so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips!
You’re so short, you could sweep under your bed while standing.
You're so short that you build a tiny house for yourself.
You are short.
You’re so short, you can swing your legs when you sit on a stool.
Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
Running out of time to cut the grass, may have to cut it short.
#shorts
Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
The source for YouTube Shorts are from Zidane's hair.
Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.
I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
The short kid came earlier than I thought. Guess he came with such short notice.
He’s so short no one can see you very close by.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
