Shorts jokes
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
The short kid came earlier than I thought. Guess he came with such short notice.
He’s so short no one can see you very close by.
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
Memes
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
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Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.
I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.
This joke is short, or is it 🍭 that your LOL lipop?
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
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Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
Running out of time to cut the grass, may have to cut it short.
Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.
You are short.
You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.
You're so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips!
You're so short that you build a tiny house for yourself.
You’re so short, you could sweep under your bed while standing.