Shorts jokes
Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
You’re so short, you must need a ladder to reach your advice and dreams.
You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
Yo momma so dumb, she got kicked off the short bus.
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
The short kid came earlier than I thought. Guess he came with such short notice.
Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
Running out of time to cut the grass, may have to cut it short.
#shorts
This joke is short, or is it 🍭 that your LOL lipop?
You are short.
You’re so short, you could sweep under your bed while standing.
You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.
You’re so short, you can swing your legs when you sit on a stool.