Shorts jokes

Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.

Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!

What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.

Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.

Why did the short person become a chef?

Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!

Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?

Because they heard the drinks were on the house!

Yo momma so dumb, she got kicked off the short bus.

Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?

Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁

- What do you call a dog that can do magic?

- A labracadabrador.

He’s so short no one can see you very close by.

Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.

The short kid came earlier than I thought. Guess he came with such short notice.

Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.

Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.

The source for YouTube Shorts are from Zidane's hair.

What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.

Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.

Why are short people sad?

Don't judge though, it's crap but...

Because they couldn't reach happiness.

This joke is short, or is it 🍭 that your LOL lipop?

Running out of time to cut the grass, may have to cut it short.

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You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.