Shorts jokes
Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.
Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.
You’re so short, you must need a ladder to reach your advice and dreams.
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
Me.
The joke is as short as me.
This joke is short, or is it 🍭 that your LOL lipop?
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What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.
I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
The short kid came earlier than I thought. Guess he came with such short notice.
He’s so short no one can see you very close by.
Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
Running out of time to cut the grass, may have to cut it short.
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