Shorts jokes

Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.

Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.

Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!

There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.

What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.

Why are short people sad?

Don't judge though, it's crap but...

Because they couldn't reach happiness.

This joke is short, or is it 🍭 that your LOL lipop?

You are short.

You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.

You're so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips!

You're so short that you build a tiny house for yourself.

You’re so short, you could sweep under your bed while standing.

You’re so short, you can swing your legs when you sit on a stool.

Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.

What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.

The source for YouTube Shorts are from Zidane's hair.

Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?

Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁

Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.

I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.

Running out of time to cut the grass, may have to cut it short.

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