Short jokes
Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa
The morbid jokes on this site.
Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!
Listen to the autism song on TikTok.
Penis when sussy; bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bud buh dum boo dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum bfrhgtjkg buygubukbjkuhkbjub. AMOGUS (sus).
If 80% of all suicides in the UK are males, and women want equality, then maybe they should just kill themselves.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
What does a priest and time have in common? They're both predators.
You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.
How do you fit 15 babies into a shoe box?
A blender.
How do you get them out of the shoe box? A straw.
What is the address?
What's the difference between my car and a school bus? A school bus takes them back home.
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!
I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question.
Still waiting on an answer.
Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone.
He is now playing the whore-monica.
Once I almost died. I'll give it another shot out of the gun to finish my job.
What's a current's favorite juice?
Black "current"!
Why do cheetahs have spots?
Chickenpox!
Don’t cry when you attend my funeral, I was dead long ago so why cry now?