Short jokes
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
He never has a bad day because he always wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Those are all the same.
(All the jokes above.)
When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.
Why did the bee get into trouble?
Because he wasn't beehiving very well!
When are you from Delaware? You know!!! 📦
Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist colony? The first day was his hardest.
How can you tell a bow n' arrows scared?
He starts to quiver! ;)
Cooper is the best to ever live.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
Think about you are so fucking high that you are walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
I think the local nudist campground just went out of business.
The sign on their gate says:
"Clothed Until Further Notice."
Hey ummm help!
A guy walks into an AA meeting and asks for a road map.
Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
My mom told me, "You son of a b!tch." I told her, "I may be a son of a b!ch but at least I am not the bitch." She hated me forever.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
What did the cactus look like with his tuxedo on?
Sharp! 🤣