Short jokes
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
What did the frog do when his car broke down?
It was toad.
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."
My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.
And they're off!
"Alexa, open Kahoot!"
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?
There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.
Ashten Parkes
I took a plane to go see my hairline.
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo.
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.
If lint comes from pockets, where does a cockroach come from?