Short jokes
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces.
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?
Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!"
Japan: "We are the ammo."
What do eggs like doing on stage?
Cracking jokes!
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.