Short jokes
Why did I trip over your foot?
Because you were so short I couldn’t see you!
Marry or don't marry, you will regret both!
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.
I saw a depressed kid and I gave him a lamp to lighten up his day.
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
What's the similarity between my son and a rug from eBay? I asked for a refund.
Which one would be better to fuck, a fat bitch or a skinny bitch?
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
Dr. Seuss dark jokes.
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister!
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?
"Sari."