Short jokes
Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
B: Can you please stop roasting me?
A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.
Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
You call it turds.
I call it the forbidden chocolate.
I don't call it arson. I call it warming up.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
Period blood is like KFC, because it's finger-licking good!
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
Spongulbub
Spingebinge
Sponk
Spunkulbub
Bobspunge
Spong
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
The 3 life rules:
1.
2.
3.
Oh, there are no rules, because you have no life.
Why did the chief go to jail?
Because he beat the eggs and whipped the cream!
My dad went for the milk, but he left his wheelchair.
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(