Short jokes

If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."

What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.

They say making and having friends comes with some benefits. I guess you could say I have friends with benefits.

Hi Ethan!

Hi Eric Le!

What do you get if you eat sugar?

High.

When I hit a home run, I finally felt what it was like to have a home.

I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?

Look - it's the lake of whiz!!!

A kid is trick-or-treating. He knocks on a door. Then someone opens the door and the kid said, "HI, I'M THE WICKED WIENER!"

When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?

I think that you're an accident!

You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!

When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.

So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.

I wasn't going to have a brain transplant...

But then I changed my mind.

What's better than eight kids in a dustbin?

One kid in eight dustbins.

Why was 6 so afraid of 7?

7 killed 6's parents.

What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?

A bolder choice.

What happened to the alligator when he held a GPS?

He became a navigator.

You can't lose Kahoot if you "kashoot" the class first.

I'm sorry m8.