Short jokes
Is it all right when there is nothing left?
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
What did the icicle say to the snow?
"Why do you have to be so soft?"
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AP Chemistry.
What did Santa say when he got to the club? Ho, ho, ho!
Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?
A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.
What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?
I personally think cereal is not nutritious.
Potatoes
What happens when you get a virus-related sickness? It goes viral on Twitter!
Roses are red, chocolate is brown,
I expect nothing and still get let down!
Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.
Landing on its feet won't help a cat in China...
Hi Trent!
Hi Bradyeeeeeeee!
Where do fish sleep?
On a seabed!
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
No joke!
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.
It means a lot!
Have you heard about the smart traveler? He's clearly going places.
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.