Short jokes
What do you call a homeless bounty hunter?
Hobo Fett!
Don't be sad, because that's das backwards and das not good.
One time I went to high-five someone. I've been left hanging ever since.
Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?
Why did the chicken cross the road to get away from this conversation?
Do you like me? Joke... Well come on!
BOOMSHACKALATA!
123 bipity bopity 321. Women are property.
Why did Helen Keller sign the n-word?
She thought she was black.
I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!
What's a dying person's least favorite app? TikTok.
Why did the clown stop smiling?
Someone chopped his lips off.
What's Joe Biden's favorite arcade game?
Space Invaders.
What goes hahaha bonk?
A man laughing his head off.
Hoes be like, "I've been through a lot."
No, a lot's been through you.
What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?
A minor.
RIP Candace.
Why did the stick fall?
Because he is a stick man.
Remember that 18 year old girl I set you up with?
Why not?
Too old.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
"I love you 😘" was the night you got a iiooooo.