Short jokes
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
*JMC*
ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging.
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is...
Wait, where are we again?
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
What did the tomato say to the empty ketchup bottle? "GOD STAY AWAY FROM ME!"
Guys, comment below if I should do a name reveal!
Run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours. It will be fun!
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
You dream in 4K.
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:
I got it from her when I was born.
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
Why did the ocean wave?
It wanted to say "Hi Tide."
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
The last thing I said to my dog was,
"Play dead."
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.