Short jokes
"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?
What do you call an Asian? A-chan.
Trump is so orange that he makes the Oompa Loompas look white.
Curiosity killed the cat.
But for a while, I was a suspect.
An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"
Why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other side to see their parents?
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best chum! :)
What happens when the terminator pees?
Gasoline descent.
*Enter password*
"ScoobyDoo"
"Password must contain special character."
"ScoobyDooFeaturingBatman"
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
Your dick is as flat as your grandma's heart rate.
What is saw and bleeding and covered in bruises?
Your mum.
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
I would like to say that Jace, I disagree with you a lot, and I think you’re a very delusional person.
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me.
Why can't gay people play Baseball? They can't throw the ball straight.
What is an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
Yo mama is so fat that she crushed her PlayStation profile.