Yo mama so rich,
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
Short Jokes
I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.
It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.
What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?
Depends.
I am your leader.
A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"
What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?
Fill her closet with see-through clothes.
What would you throw between a priest and a nun? A bottle of whiskey.
Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.
My friend says, "You should try Oreos with water."
Me: No, because my dad actually came back with the milf.
Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
Why did the mailman come to the house?
To come back with the milk.
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
