Short jokes
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
Wanna hear a joke...
I don't know, I'm too high.
What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?
"We are Pickle Ricks!"
Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
Hey guys,
I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...
Why’s BBC called BBC?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-
Mommy, Mommy! Are we vampires?
Shut up and drink your soup before it clots!
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.
Mert has no dad.
Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.
Dude, Mississippi got a better K/D ratio than you.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.