Short jokes
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
Mommy, Mommy! Are we vampires?
Shut up and drink your soup before it clots!
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
What do eggs like doing on stage?
Cracking jokes!
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
What did the floor say to the ceiling?
"I look up to you."
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
Mert has no dad.
Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.
Dude, Mississippi got a better K/D ratio than you.
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.