Short jokes
I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?
Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!"
Japan: "We are the ammo."
What do eggs like doing on stage?
Cracking jokes!
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
RIP Harambe.
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
Pass me the sugar, Sugar!
Pass me the honey, Honey!
Pass me the teabag!