Short jokes
You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
*JMC*
ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
Spongulbub
Spingebinge
Sponk
Spunkulbub
Bobspunge
Spong
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces.
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?
Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!"
Japan: "We are the ammo."