Short jokes
Why did the mailman die?
'Cause everyone dies.
Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?
Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?
Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.
Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?
Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.
Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!
Yo momma's so skinny that even Flat Stanley gets jealous!
There was an enemy with a machine gun.
My commander said, "Un-arm the enemy."
So I ran over to the enemy and chopped his arms off.
Someone goes into a bar and asks for a blow job. The barman goes, "Me too." But then the guy goes, "I meant the drink."
What does a girl want more than anything in the world?
Nothing. She's fine.
When the orphan got a job as a priest, what was his name?
Father Les.
Why do orphans wanna be a criminal?
So that they can be wanted.
Potatoes
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."
"Where ya going?"
"When I die, hell, but right now, my room."
Todoroki POV: All he can think about is Deku.
What’s strong enough for a man, but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
What do bees like with sushi?
Wasabee.
Toothbrush says, "I have the worst job ever."
Toilet paper says, "You think your job is shitty."
What's the difference between Black and White people?
Blacks don't need N-Word Passes.
We should bully foster parents more for raising parent-less nobodies.
What is your car's name?
This is a lot like anal sex.
You always miss 100% of the shots if you don't take it.