These jokes are weak like the structure of the towers.
Here is a dark joke for you guys....'Why do pornstars scream DADDY!! in their videos...because they were child molested by their father'
What category of music did JFK like. You could say he was a metalhead.
What did the indian cheese say to the other cheese? Tu cheese badi hai mast mast
What do feminist and tampons have in common? They're both stuck up cunts
I need to fuck an emo girl... those bitches are limited edition!
What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Fitting it in.
You have more chin than your brain cell
Me : Hey, say I am ugly for a billion pounds - Them : Your ugly - Me : Sorry I am not a mirror.
What do you call a group of black people?
A hoodie
yesterday i tickled my granddaughters feet she is being born in 2 months
What does a serial killer make for breakfast?
Scrambled leggs and toest.
Yesterday we lost a quarter of our roof in the storm, oof
The sun isn’t the only thing rose up this morning....
Only if Onions were emo, they'd cut themselves
My friend asked me to round up here 37 sheep.
I said “40”
How many time does it take to cook a baby in a microwave?
I don’t know, I can’t count while masturbating
What does fire and people have in common A: they will both eventually die out
Statistically 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile. But not me, I live next to a 10 year old boy with a fat ass.
What do you call Stevan hauking on a period. Mario cart
