Short jokes
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I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...
Why’s BBC called BBC?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.
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I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?
MIKE PEN__E??
Someone locked me out of my house today... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].
What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
Me: I'm afraid of random letters.
Therapist: You are?
Me: [screams]
Therapist: Oh, I see.
Me: [screaming intensifies]
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.