Short jokes
When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer...
What type of doctor is Doctor Pepper?
A fizzician.
Wanna hear a joke...
I don't know, I'm too high.
What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?
"We are Pickle Ricks!"
Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!
Hey guys,
I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...
Why’s BBC called BBC?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.
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I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?
MIKE PEN__E??
Someone locked me out of my house today... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].
What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.