What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?
Still being in the orphanage at 13.
The Worst Thing
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, genius. This joke is funny because it's messed up. Being adopted can be rough, but imagine being stuck in an orphanage until you're practically a teenager. That's like, double the suck. It plays on how some situations can always get worse, even when you think you've hit rock bottom. Bet you didn't think about that, did you?