Sensation

Sensation Jokes

Sex

The teacher asks her class, "What is sex?" and Little Jonny stands up and says, "Sex is the temptation caused by the sensation when a boy sticks his location into a girl's destination. Did you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?" and the teacher fainted.

Paraplegic

They have a new line of socks for paraplegics.

They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.

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  • Anal Sex

    What's the same with a toilet and anal sex? Your ass gets numb after a while.

    Blind Person

    So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog.

    When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.

    Braille

    I am reading a horror book in braille.

    Something bad is going to happen. I CAN FEEL IT!

    Sex

    My teacher asked us what sex is. My friend, Bobby, got up and said in a loud, clear voice, "Sex is a temptation caused by a sensation, where a boy puts his location into a woman's destination to increase the population of the next generation. Do you understand my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?" The teacher shot him 23 times before she fainted.

    Sandpaper

    I gave my blind friend a piece of sandpaper. He said it was the most gruesome book ever.

    Corpse

    How are corpses like pools?

    Once you get in, it's only cold for like a minute.

    Weed

    What’s the difference between weed and pussy?

    If you can smell weed from across the room, it means the weed's good.

    Bone

    How did I know where you would go next?

    Oh, I felt it in my bones!

    Military

    How is being in the military like getting a blowjob?

    The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

    Orgasm

    What do orgasms and impulses have in common?

    I don’t care if they have either of them.