The teacher asks her class, "What is sex?" and Little Jonny stands up and says, "Sex is the temptation caused by the sensation when a boy sticks his location into a girl's destination. Did you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?" and the teacher fainted.
They have a new line of socks for paraplegics.
They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.
What's the same with a toilet and anal sex? Your ass gets numb after a while.
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night?
Dark humor.
So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog.
When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
I am reading a horror book in braille.
Something bad is going to happen. I CAN FEEL IT!
My teacher asked us what sex is. My friend, Bobby, got up and said in a loud, clear voice, "Sex is a temptation caused by a sensation, where a boy puts his location into a woman's destination to increase the population of the next generation. Do you understand my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?" The teacher shot him 23 times before she fainted.
I gave my blind friend a piece of sandpaper. He said it was the most gruesome book ever.
How are corpses like pools?
Once you get in, it's only cold for like a minute.
What’s the difference between weed and pussy?
If you can smell weed from across the room, it means the weed's good.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
Why don’t I like shafting?
It feels squishy.
Wanna see something dark?
Close your eyes.
How did I know where you would go next?
Oh, I felt it in my bones!
How is being in the military like getting a blowjob?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
"Ow! You hit the spot!"
What do orgasms and impulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
My nuts hurt; if you pull them, I will scream.
My nuts tickle; scratch them, and I won’t like you no more.
I'm about to cum!
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
