Short jokes
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
*JMC*
ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
Spongulbub
Spingebinge
Sponk
Spunkulbub
Bobspunge
Spong
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?
You'll get jur ass kicked.
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
My dad went for the milk, but he left his wheelchair.
Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?
George Floyd was in a TV show, Fresh Prince, with no air.
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone.
What happened when the man died? Yes.
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.
What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.
I harvested indigo to make dye. I made the dye. I made a number dye. I dyed the dye. I rolled the dye. It made me die.
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.