Short jokes
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
I'm looking for the bartender.
Person named Bart:
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
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Spread the cat gun.
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.
I once saw a noose joke.
I wanna know how to make one :D
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe."
"Why?"
"Because I want to hang!"
Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
Look for the Gummy Bear album in stores on November 13th, with lots of music, videos, and extras!
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.