Short jokes
Have you guys heard about the crazy shadow glitch in the game Sonic X? Just google "Sonic X Shadow."
Them: What's on your arm?
Me: I'm training to breathe fire ;)
Girls are like blackjack.
I always want 21 but end up hitting on 14.
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
I believe Alia is a true god because they say in the beginning there was an explosion.
What do the initials CIA stand for?
Central Intelligence of A**holes.
What do you do after fucking the loosest pussy ever?
Close the casket.
What did the captured Germans say to the French in WW1?
"Verdun for."
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
Why does your grandma like gardening so much?
Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.
What’s a vegetable’s favorite dance?
The cabbage patch.
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair, she looks 15.
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
Your hairline is so long The Rock complimented it!
Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.
Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
Because Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour.
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!