Short jokes
I like chips.
Muslim furries like goats.
He told me that he was in a wheelchair, and I asked, "Oh, wheely?"
I'm about to say this but.....
*whentheimposterissus*
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
You would too if your name was "Raraaaughhaugh."
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
So today I heard a friend say she had a stalker. I can confirm I've never seen a stalker following her.
What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"
Why don't we wrestle bears?
The pain is un-bearable.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
A bear walked into the bar and said, "Can I have a cola and a...whisky?" The bartender says, "What's with the big paws?"
Roses are red, I like burgers on a bun.
This news: family neuters furry son.
We're all unique, which is something we all have in common.
What do Diddy and Turkish men have in common?
They both use lots of oil.
Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.
El, can you grab me that bow?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.