Short jokes
Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"
The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.
They tried to make me laugh, but I was already DYING.
I once saw a noose joke.
I wanna know how to make one :D
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge.
I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"
He said, "Dogs."
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
We gotta keep it goin' ▄【デc̷a̷t̷══━一.
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).
Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
Oh . . .
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Continue.
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
My dad is now a milkman.
Now I have over 50 brothers and sisters.