Short jokes
I brought a new pen that can write underwater. It can also write other words.
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
Read my name.
So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.
What do you call a bunch of people near each other?
The start of the Hollacoast.
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣
Hey I have a joke for you.
My life hahah. I wanna die.
How do you know if you’ve walked into a sex addicts' counselling session?
The psychologist will thank you for coming.
Nothing is free in this world, including "Free Palestine."
Boo! 👻🎃💀🕷️🕸️☠️ (So scary, right?)
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
Your hairline so far back.
Even LeBron James had a good laugh!
SCP-1540 transforms in-front of a d-class:
D-class: Whoa dude, you’re a wolf!
SCP-1540: A am a were.
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?
Explosion.
What is the worst part of milking a cow? The smell of the dairy air.
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
How do you close a cabinet?
You closet! Hahahhyaahhahaaahhahaha!
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.