Short jokes
Hi, this is John's Pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce!
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
What do you call J Cow's new hit? Deja Moo!
What do you do when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.
Hair (DYM 81).
Brazil is a joke.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
What do you call a sick eagle?
Ill-eagle! 😂
Are you an egg, because you crack me up?
Don’t like this post, or else I will go to your house and eat you! 😈
"You gotta bleed before you teeth."
- Santa Claus
What is the difference between Benjah and Jesus?
Jesus walks on the water; Benjah wades through the water.
How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.
We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"
What two things can you never have for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner!
A son asked his mom: "Why are the lines in the LGBTQ community flag straight?"
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
What's wrong with 89?
You blow me and I owe you one.
What's harder than taking a shit?
Trying to take a shit while constipated!