Short jokes
Man, I don’t need Viagra when I see Mara!
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.
Big, ugly, and very weird.
Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?
A: He was in a mid-life crisis.
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point.
I went on a dating site looking for arsonists.
I found a lot of matches.
Bro, I gave a suicidal kid Nikes... he just did it, lol.
When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;
My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
Why did the mailman come to the house?
To come back with the milk.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
Your leg is straighter than James Charles.
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
How are orphans like broken pencils?
Neither of them have points.
Marry or don't marry, you will regret both!