Short jokes
What's the easiest way to get straight A's? Use a ruler.
Why did the orphan fail all his classes?
He couldn’t do his homework.
Banana!
Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"
"Freshfry, please leave me and prince alone! I never asked you to join our chat!"
I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.
And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
Step on your small sister's foot, she will always open her mouth like a dustbin.
What do you give a pig when it has a rash?
Oinkment.
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
Me: Dad, my phone is broken.
Dad: How?
Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.
Dad: Stupid.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good, he died to a landmine.
Me: Okay, Papyrus. I'm no Sherlock Bones, but I'd say that Storyspin Sans is the Imposter.
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
What kind of hair do oceans have? Wavy.
What's one thing you'll never find in lost and found?
Your dad.
My sad ass life.
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.