Short jokes
What flies around the school at night?
Alpha-bats!
I'm not saying you're stupid.
But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.
Dentist: “This will hurt a little.”
Patient: “OK.”
Dentist: “I’m having an affair with your wife!”
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
Wanna hear a joke...
I don't know, I'm too high.
What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?
"We are Pickle Ricks!"
Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
Hey guys,
I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...
Mommy, Mommy! Are we vampires?
Shut up and drink your soup before it clots!
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
You dream in 4K.
My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:
I got it from her when I was born.
I troll under different usernames. I'm a bit all over the place mentally.
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...