Short jokes
Ever had a migraine? Yeah, sorry that’s my fault. Couple years ago, all my grains got loose.
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
Earth is full. Go home!
How are shark eggs and your mom the same? They're both the biggest thing ever laid.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
Why are Christmas trees banned in mental hospitals?
Because the ornaments wouldn't be the only things hanging.
Your forehead is so big that babies can use it as a full-sized football pitch!
So you're in a hospital, you barely survive your suicide attempt. You see one of the scalpels, you finish the job.
How can you tell if a gay guy has a high sperm count?
Chew when you swallow!
Aboriginals around for 50,000 years invented the spear.
A joke.
My great uncle died in a concentration camp.
He fell off one of the guard towers.
The gay kid tried to shoot up the school, but his shots would not go straight.
Deutsch: Die, die nichts zu sagen haben, reden viel. Die, die was zu sagen haben, hingegen kaum.
Addison, it's Emboy again. I just want to be honest, you sound like a tease! And teases get spanked.
What is China's favorite restaurant?
The Pet Store.
What is the most musical part of a chicken?
The drumstick.
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed.
Father: Son, you can do butter!
Uranus is larger than Neptune, but Neptune is more massive/heavier. (Fact not joke, also Neptune, don't kill me!)