Short jokes

Short jokes

Reason

I'm not saying you're stupid.

But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"

Creep

What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”

He hid in her attic.

Dentist

Dentist: “This will hurt a little.”

Patient: “OK.”

Dentist: “I’m having an affair with your wife!”

Shooting

If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?

Russian

Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?

Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!

Kid

Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.

Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...

Vampire

Mommy, Mommy! Are we vampires?

Shut up and drink your soup before it clots!

Orphan

What’s the difference between a dog and parents?

If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.

Butt

My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:

I got it from her when I was born.