Short jokes
Why do orphans always ask Alexa to order milk?
Because their dad never brought it home.
What are you going to have for a face when the baboon wants its butt back?
Your birth certificate is like an apology from the condom factory...
Why did Jesus play football?
He was Spanish, ayo.
Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
What color is your Bugatti?
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
Suicide isn't a joke. It's called "parkour gone wrong."
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
I learned my dad got into a car crash this morning.
And my driver's license got revoked too.
Why does the pimp always use job fairs as a way of recruiting new hoes?
He always gets a great turnout.
Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.
Wash your hands.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
Why is the divorce rate among socks so high?
Guess what? I have a baby in ten trashcans.
What is the continent that ALWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it won’t wake up? Eur-ope.
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.
If an Indian kid is conceived in incest, would that make them OMbred?