Short jokes
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair, she looks 15.
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.
Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
Because Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour.
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
Teacher: How much is a gram?
Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.
¡Hola, soy Dora!
Can you help me find the two fucks I'm supposed to give?!
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
Sex is like pizza.
When it’s hot, it’s great.
When it’s cold, it’s still pretty good.
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.
What's more stupid than rapper and booty jokes?
NOTHING!
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
Why does your grandma like gardening so much?
Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.