Short jokes
Who am I?
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?
Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
RIP Harambe.
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
Pass me the sugar, Sugar!
Pass me the honey, Honey!
Pass me the teabag!
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
Went swimming today and peed in the deep end. The lifeguard saw me and blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in.
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.