Short jokes
Is it all right when there is nothing left?
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
Why did Jimmy throw his clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly.
I had a boyfriend once. He broke up with me because he "wanted to be more alive." I guess it didn't work when he went to my basement.
F*ck you.
I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.
But no pun in ten did.
Why was the Burnside Bridge so hot?
Because it's on the burning side.
Yesterday I made food using oil--olive oil.
(I love oil!)
They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!
Sam Gonzales
What's breakdancing, twitching, and noisy?
A child with epilepsy.
Roses are red, chocolate is brown,
I expect nothing and still get let down!
A ginger.
Hi Trent!
Hi Bradyeeeeeeee!
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.
It means a lot!
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.
Potatoes
What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?
"Tom and Jerry!"
What is the slipperiest county?
Greece!