Short jokes
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
'Cause he wanted higher grades.
I'm stumped.
Dad: You’re looking pretty sheepish.
Son: That’s too baaaaaad!
When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”
I hit something when I pulled into my driveway.
And then I noticed that my cat was missing.
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.
Is it just me, or are you the prettiest person I've seen today?
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.
Hey ummm help!
A guy walks into an AA meeting and asks for a road map.
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
What did the cactus look like with his tuxedo on?
Sharp! 🤣
If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."
He never has a bad day because he always wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Why did the actor fall through the floor?
He was just going through a stage!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "MOO!"
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.