Short jokes
Your money, you bully's everything you hate.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One screams when I peel its skin off.
The worst thing about an owl is how they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave.
Why did a woman believe she was a target? She had a price tag without any value to it.
My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Q: Why was the gay man fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job.
Your mum is so smart, but she still can’t figure out why she had you.
Gwen and Prince chat and talk and discuss; we won't bother you! Here! Enjoy!
Hi everyone, my mom got me an iPad today, and this is really cool. Can someone tell me what decapitation is?
What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.
Hi Jake!
When you realize the shuttle blew up.
Then you realize you're on the shuttle.
What kind of punch takes out 20 children and 8 adults? A Sandy Hook.
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish. I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.
Would a depressed person enjoy a cat scratch? After all, it's a free slice.
If I told you Jeremy Palacios was not GAY!
I'd be a liar.
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."