Short jokes
What kind of person will steal Captain Hook's hook?
Answer: A hooker.
Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?
Michael J. Fox loves to cook, especially desserts. They now call him "Shake and Bake".
The earth is flat.
Your mom is so ugly, she's the reason he swerved.
I fed a vegan cock. No, not chicken, no, not my cock, my dead dad's.
How do you get a koala to die? Kill it.
Koalas are weird. Why? I don't know!
What did the cowboy say to the girl on the beach?
"Sandy cheeks."
Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
What's Mussolini's favorite food?
Fussolini!
I bought a rainbow gun, but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight.
You know the drill, but do you know the hammer? Hah, nailed that one.
But I also think I screwed it up.
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can’t defeat cancer!
Stop with dumb orphan jokes, you dumb ass people!!!!!!!!!!
They're not funny one bit, so stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What takes knowledge to do and also takes knowledge away?
Looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger. 😂
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels.
What's the difference between Cain Dashiell and Down syndrome?
Nothing.