Short jokes

What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?

A wheel dealer.

I'm looking for the bartender.

Person named Bart:

"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."

Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?

A: At least you don't die when you shower.

My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.

Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.

My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.

What is a disabled person's least favorite song?

"I'm Still Standing."

I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.

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Spread the cat gun.

What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.

That one depressed friend.

I stole a wheelchair. I knew the owner would come crawling back.

Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"

The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"

What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?

You die of laughter.

I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"

He said, "Dogs."

I said, "Why?"

He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."

Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."

Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.

My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.

Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.

Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one?

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