Short jokes

Short jokes

Chicken

If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?

CONSPIRACY!!!

Orphan

Why did the orphan join the baseball team?

Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.

Tree

If trees were sentient, they would make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood.

Now ain't that cool?

Bill

"Bill? Bill?" Bill hears faintly in the distance.

Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.

Burger

A burger walks into a bar and says, "Hi sir, can I have a glass of water?"

And the waiter says, "I'm sorry sir, we don't serve food here."

Dog

I should name my dog Ariana Grande.

That way I could say that I fucked Ariana Grande.

Milk

Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.

Depression

When my mom asks, "If your friend pays you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?" I say, "No, Mom... I'd do it for free!"

Bunny

Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?

Because they have a hare-line.

Mama

Yo mama so fat that if we cut her open, we could stop world hunger.

Orphan

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

Sandpaper

Run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours. It will be fun!

People

How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.