Short jokes
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?
"We are Pickle Ricks!"
Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
Why’s BBC called BBC?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-
Mommy, Mommy! Are we vampires?
Shut up and drink your soup before it clots!
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
I forgot what a boomerang was. Oh well, it’ll come back to me.
Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?
Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.