Short jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
"If you want to win swiftly, camp the enemies' spawn."
- Sun Tzu
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.
You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.
A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
Bruh, don't be punny.
We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.
What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?
I haven't been caught.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
Bro, I saw two dudes kissing LOL, but not regular kissing.
Which train is loaded with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train.
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."