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Short Jokes
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What is the difference between a woman and ice? The ice always comes back.
What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing pin the tail on the donkey?
Her friends aren’t sure whether to blindfold her.
Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly?
Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?
“He/he.”
What did the blind man say the first time he touched sandpaper?
“What in the world did I just read?”
Why didn’t the emo attend her grandma’s funeral?
She thought her grandma was trying to flex.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
What’s the most emo country in the world?
Qatar.
Why was Helen Keller slurring her fingers?
She was drunk.
Whenever I order coffee, I always get the depresso with extra depresso sauce.
What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?
They blow themselves up.
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?
So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
How are corpses like pools?
Once you get in, it's only cold for like a minute.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
Why are camels known as ships of the desert?
Because they’re full of Arab semen.
I was at a bar. The girl said, "Sex, sex, free sex tonight," when she really said, "663629."
