Short jokes
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You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).
Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knife." "Knife, who?" "How are you still alive? I just stabbed you!"
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
You are so ugly, when the devil saw you, he said, "Jesus Christ!"
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Are you twinning today? Because The Rock would be shocked!
You were sad because your grandmother died.
The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣