Short jokes

Short jokes

Condom

What's more useless than a broken condom? A fetus resulting from a broken condom.

PC

Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.

Mask

They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket.

They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.

Boy Scout

I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.

Difference

What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?

Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...

Restaurant

Did you hear about the new Oasis restaurant?

Every time you order soup, you got a roll with it.

Everyone

I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).

Cousin

Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?

Law

Why do laws forbid hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?

Answer: Insider trading.

Orphan

An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."

A homeless kid once said he will go home.

Abortion

Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.

Santa

You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"

How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?