Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.
Why is hangman always done in black ink? To make it more realistic
Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?
What?
A nail gun!
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it
I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speedbump 😬
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say, when little boys walk away? Give into me-hee-he.
yo mama so poor she used a kfc bucket as a rain hat
What's and oprhan's favourite roblox game? Adopt me.
why cant asian people use a telephone Because they might wing the wong number
Why do orphans get confused what ancient Egypt because he won’t know what a mummy is
Idk why we have to make jokes about this, its already a joke
I sexually identify asi kilometers per second. Cuz I really wanna km/s
People shoulde build orphanages next to grave yards so at leats orphans can see their parents
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan? If their grade was only an A.
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children
I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them, I can also tell if they are standing.
Once my girlfriend asked me to give her lipstick and I accidentally gave her the glue stick. She won't talk to me any more.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins? An Airstrike
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
What's the difference between refrigerator and a gay person... It don't moan when u put milk inside