Short jokes
What's the difference between $1 million and baby teeth?
I don't have $1 million in my wallet.
Your mouth looks like it came from the commercials.
There are millions of people in the world, yet you are here.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
Someone: "I WANNA BE THE SUN OF YOUR LIFE!"
Me: Then stay at 1,000,000 km of me.
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!
I wish my ex-wife would take me back. :(
You know I want an ADHD cure.
When?
Squirrel!
Why do Asians don’t wear contacts? Cause they can’t fitt.
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?
Tiger Woods had a good driver.
Daddy, where's my anus?
Q. What do you get when you blindfold a racist?
A. A Notsee.
CJ and Declan's Relationship!
What does Santa say for the toys to go to bed?
"Time to hit the sack!"
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
Question: Did you know that "diarrhea" is hereditary?
Answer: It "runs" in your jeans!
When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
Q: How do you stop babies from being conceived through incest?
A: Cum on your cousin's face.
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.