Short jokes
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
Why did the prisoner run away?
To spit bars.
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Man: Hi, Doc, I have a problem. I take a shit at 6:00 AM every morning.
Doc: What's wrong with that?
Man: I don't wake up until 8:00 AM.
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
Dude, if you're at the ATM, wouldn't that mean you're buying your own money?
Is that a person over there?
Na, it's Jesus.
Your hairline caused the solar flare.
What's 1 + 1?
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?
Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.
I don't have a joke, I just have a friend named Jack.
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.
You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"
How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
What does a plug do when he's horny?
He jacks off!
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