Short jokes
Germany: As long as America stays out of the war, we should win.
Japan: *bombing Pearl Harbor* Cowabunga It Is!!
If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.
Are butt cheeks one word, or should I spread them apart?
The winds of Uranus go on and off, so you could say the wind is broken.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find his family. Sorry!
Alien vs Predator.
Cosby vs E.T.
I am a reverse rapper because I put bars in my mouth.
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
Sans: “pokes brother with ruler”
Papyrus: Sans, what are you doing?
Sans: Measuring your patience.
Papyrus: Grunts
"Trump is Putin, America first!" hahaha
My son said, "What rhymes with orange?"
I said, "No, it doesn't!"
What’s the difference between prison and concentration camps?
At least you don’t die when you shower.
I'm fucking retarded.
What's the difference between a water bottle and Africa?
One has water; the other one doesn’t.
For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet, it is a shame he could not create a longer-lasting battery.
A guy walks into a mosque... then blows up.
When your friend does a finger-gun and his dad appears behind him and does it too, with the real deal!
If you're reading this, then your life means nothing...
Have a nice day! 🙂😊
Having sex while camping is fucking in tents (intense).
What's red and bubbly and scratches at the microwave glass?
A baby in the microwave!