Short jokes

Short jokes

Kid

Why are kids so skinny?

Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.

Kid

There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.

Angel

Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?

Search up biblically accurate angels.

Friend

I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.

Job

Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!

Snowman

Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?

He was picking his nose.

Seatbelt

What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.