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Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
The name Brynley means "burnt wood" lolololol.
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.
There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
Aye, Argh, Sea.
Clap em sis!
Are you a ghost train? Because I am going to scream when I ride you.
Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.
I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.