Short jokes
I saw a depressed kid and I gave him a lamp to lighten up his day.
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
Your leg is straighter than James Charles.
When you're born on 4/20/69...
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
How are orphans like broken pencils?
Neither of them have points.
Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic, where yesterday's meat is today's treat. How may I be of service?
Marry or don't marry, you will regret both!
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
Once I almost died. I'll give it another shot out of the gun to finish my job.
Hang in there, you all, Literally.
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.