Short jokes
How do trannies pass successfully? By passing away.
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔
Friend, you're bold and fat.
Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.
Cock cock, who's there? Nobody.
Your breath is so hot, it made the Chicago fire!
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.
My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
Because they don't have any rights.
My neighbor is in the Guinness World Records.
He has had 44 concussions. He lives very close to me.
A stone’s throw away, in fact.
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔
Who is the biggest slut in the world? Ms. Pacman, because you give her 25 cents and she swallows balls until she dies.
"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!
Which one do you want to watch? 😀"
Ethan Fennel
What do autistics, women, and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin' drive.
This is funny.
If I went to Walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.
What type of bee can't make up his mind?
A maybe.