Short jokes
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
“Kakuna Rattata!”
Pokemon: Why was Hypno so energetic?
He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.
Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs!
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
What mountain cries the most?
A mountain under water.
Jimmy Savile should have presented Pop off the Tops instead of Top of the Pops.
My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much.
I told them, "Just you wait!"
Why did the orphan fail all his classes?
He couldn’t do his homework.
What is a duck's favorite drink to sip on? Duck wine.
Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Why did the actor fall through the floor?
He was just going through a stage!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Can you walk the dog for me?
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating!