Short jokes
Question: What did the sun say to the little star?
Answer: Are you my SUN?
This shit is disgusting but funny.
How does Jesus whistle? Through the hole in his hand.
I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied, "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"
What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?
They are all disabilities.
Y'all follow me, please.
Where do Dairy Queen and Burger King go after dinner?
White Castle.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender said, "Why the long face?"
These aren't funny.
What do you call it when you get away with masturbating in the shower?
You got off clean.
"How was your day?"
"It was great."
"What was so great about it?"
"I saw a puppy."
"Awww."
"And I ran over it :)"
What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?
Dark humor never dies!
What's the difference between me and a bus?
I'm not on fire...
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
If Joe Biden and Kamala Harris jump off a cliff, who survives?
Americans...
If you’re gonna have a gangbang, make it extreme!
What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+Delete.
What do you call a group of black people?
A hoodie.
What’s the difference between school and prison? One is painted.