Short jokes
If Joe Biden and Kamala Harris jump off a cliff, who survives?
Americans...
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
If you’re gonna have a gangbang, make it extreme!
What’s the difference between school and prison? One is painted.
What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+Delete.
What do you call a group of black people?
A hoodie.
I am a reverse rapper because I put bars in my mouth.
Germany: As long as America stays out of the war, we should win.
Japan: *bombing Pearl Harbor* Cowabunga It Is!!
My son said, "What rhymes with orange?"
I said, "No, it doesn't!"
"Trump is Putin, America first!" hahaha
I'm fucking retarded.
What’s the difference between prison and concentration camps?
At least you don’t die when you shower.
What's the difference between a water bottle and Africa?
One has water; the other one doesn’t.
For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet, it is a shame he could not create a longer-lasting battery.
When your friend does a finger-gun and his dad appears behind him and does it too, with the real deal!
A guy walks into a mosque... then blows up.
If you're reading this, then your life means nothing...
Have a nice day! 🙂😊
Having sex while camping is fucking in tents (intense).
What's red and bubbly and scratches at the microwave glass?
A baby in the microwave!
What happened the night Stephen Hawking came home wasted?
Nothing... wife couldn’t tell.