Short jokes

What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?

Fruit Loops.

One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.

"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"

What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?

Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.

Where do babies get baptized?

So the priest can wash their sex toys.

Is it OK to tell a Covid patient to stay positive?

Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing luggage? Unfortunately, he lost his case.

Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.

I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.

I guess you can say she had me in a trans.

Sparkling water was invented by Germans. Who else would add gas?

I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.

My girlfriend really wants me to get her pregnant so she would have a father figure in her life for once.

You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.

Don’t have a bike? You can mount me instead.

Is your name winter? Because you’ll be cumming soon.

You must be ice cream because I wanna lick you up.

What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?

They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.

Why did the dick go insane?

Someone kept messing with his head.

A genealogist looks at the family tree.

A gynecologist looks up the family bush.

What do you call a dog turd in China?

Waste of food.

What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?

His little brother with the console.