Short jokes
I’ve just discovered that cock fighting is done with chickens.
12 months of training completely wasted.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
I used to be into fitness. But running from my problems got exhausting.
I asked for emotional support. They handed me a mirror and said, "Talk to someone who cares."
Why can't Juice WRLD hit rock bottom?
Because he's too high.
Q. What's a necrophiliac's favorite dating site? A. Find a Grave.
What do you call two Chinese lesbians?
Two can't chew.
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.
What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!
What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.
Why did Santa stop at three ho's?
Ms. Claus caught him.
If your parachute fails midair, remember, you have the rest of your life to fix it.
Why was Helen Keller so bad at driving?
Because she's a woman.
Been single for a couple of years and then I met this Muslim girl. She soon put the spark back into things.
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
I’d pound your mom so fast, even Sonic would get jealous!
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
"Want to see if it fits?"
Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.
My doctor asked my brother if anyone in the family suffers from mental illness.
He replied: "No, we all seem to rather enjoy it!"