Short jokes
I think we should change Alzheimer’s disease to Joe Biden disease.
How did Protestants perform in the 16th century? Well done.
Why didn't the pirate want to play cards?
Because he was standing on the deck!
What's the difference between a screw and a hooker? You can't unscrew the hooker.
My enemy told me I’m adopted, so I told him at least I got adopted.
There are more than 2 genders.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
What's the difference between a square peg in a round hole and a kilo of lard?
One's a good lot of fat; the other's a fat lot of good.
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
What plate goes to Bikini Bottom?
Malaysia Flight 370.
Did you hear about the racist sprinkler?
It kept going: "Spick spick spick Chink chink chink!"
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive.
What will Reddit be without the robot logo?
Reddot.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!
You are so hairy, Bigfoot took your picture!
Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.
Older boy: UNO reverse card!
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