It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
Short Jokes
Why did Jesus create the Devil?
He didn't recognize himself through the time portal.
Oh well, I.H.N.! I.H.N.!! I.H.N.!!!
Jesus lives on a long timeline, so he may seem slow to you.
You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."
How do you know the hooker killed herself?
She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch.
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
Hi! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've been so busy!!!! I miss y'all, though!
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
To anyone suffering from low self esteem:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.
I saw a helicopter on January 26, 2020. Then Kobe was on the news.
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
