Short jokes
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
The name Brynley means "burnt wood" lolololol.
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
My dad is now a milkman.
Now I have over 50 brothers and sisters.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Draggin’.
Draggin’ who?
Draggin’ these balls around yo’ face.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀
Corpses aren’t funny—they’re dead serious.
"Suck me off, daddy, I'm doing homework."
What did the frog do when his car broke down?
It was toad.
Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
"Sharing is communism."
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?
You’re breathtaking!
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"