Short jokes

Short jokes

Orphan

We should stop.

Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?

The boomerang!

Sister

"You have to do this," and my sister said, "Well, I don't care."

And I said, "Well, you care enough to respond back, oh my gosh!"

Penis

What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"

Chicken

If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?

CONSPIRACY!!!

Bill

"Bill? Bill?" Bill hears faintly in the distance.

Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.

Mask

Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.

Frog

What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?

The frog might be on his way to a gig!

Dad

"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."

Animal

*JMC*

ANOMALY-931

"Gwen"

Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.