Short jokes
If I called you gay, you would probably hit me with your purse.
Friend: Why don't you cut your hair?
Me: Dunno, but I'll probably cut my wrists first.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.
How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
What do you call a stupid turtle?
Retorted.
Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
Just too bitter.
A friend was doing bird puns on me. Then I realized that toucan play at that game.
What's the difference between cancer and a Nazi? Cancer doesn't discriminate.
Why does a penis taste like octopus 🐙?
Stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one.
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
Two bald dudes were pulling each other's hair.
Why did the family move away?
Because they lost their son.
This shit is disgusting but funny.
How does Jesus whistle? Through the hole in his hand.
I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied, "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"
What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?
They are all disabilities.
Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?
Because he's always calling shotgun.
Where do Dairy Queen and Burger King go after dinner?
White Castle.
Sans: “pokes brother with ruler”
Papyrus: Sans, what are you doing?
Sans: Measuring your patience.
Papyrus: Grunts
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender said, "Why the long face?"