Short jokes
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
I'm ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke I posted and what went on between me and your mum.
What did the girl say to the man with a moustache?
I moustache you a question.
"Cheesus" hates me, yeah, I know, 'cause he's a real douchelord fictional character.
What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".
Why do leftists strive for a literate population?
So people can understand their wall of text memes.
I was playing hide and seek at work the other day. Unfortunately, it ended with me in the hospital, though; ICU.
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.
John
What kind of pizza do Asians get?
Prain.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
Glad to present you a wood clock.
https://olegon.ru/clock/
Why did the farmer go to the strip club?
Because he was looking for his hoe.
Who likes eating ass?
My Little Pony.
You know a piranha can devour a small child in 30 seconds. Anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
A fine is a tax for doing something wrong. A tax is a fine for doing something good.
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out.
Q: What did Donald Trump say after America gave him the boot?
A: What am I supposed to do with one boot?