Short jokes
How do you get a baby into a small bowl?
A blender.
How do you get it out? Tostito chips.
What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative? Nothing, they both make you cry when you look at it.
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?
I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."
Ching chong China.
Jing jong Japan.
Ting tong Taiwan.
Hing hong Hong Kong.
King kong Korea.
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.
JACK AND JILL 2.0
After Jill went down the hill to get a pill,
Jack was screaming till his voice went nil,
And Jill screamed "Chill!"
Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.
Women be like, "Porn is how we get money," then get angry when boys treat women like shit because they seen it on porn.
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
An Oxymoron: A “Normal Autistic”.
"Rape[is] the only sign of world peace in this life."
Americans don't like playing chess with Muslims; last time they did play, they ended up losing two towers.
If you humped a whale, it would humpback.
Remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.
There's a saying that goes, "Only gay men know how to dress." Of course they know how to dress! They were in the closet!