Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
Short Jokes
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
What did the floor say to the ceiling?
"I look up to you."
"Cummy Beynis. Hahaha?"
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
Wanna hear a joke...
I don't know, I'm too high.
Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?
The viola burns longer.
Why’s BBC called BBC?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
Today I am finding out the lore of worstjokesever.com.
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.
Me: I'm afraid of random letters.
Therapist: You are?
Me: [screams]
Therapist: Oh, I see.
Me: [screaming intensifies]
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!
