Short jokes
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
He turns, he shoots!
And that is a horrible end to the Grand National...
Your nana gay, just like you, and you're made of atoms, nerd.
What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?
Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"
Politics.
...... fuck the turtles...... THE END
A boat carrying red paint and a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned.
Life is like giving head... it always sucks.
I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.
What's the difference between a mother and a pigeon?
One doesn't eat their husband out.
Why did the doctor check out Earth?
He had a tummy quake.
Question: Why did Donald Trump convert to Judaism?
Answer: Because he heard that Vladimir Putin likes to drink vodka with "Orange Jews"!
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
none
My dick is like the way home for an orphan, its length is never-ending.
Why couldn’t the peanut finish the project?
Work came to a grinding halt.
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
"What’s your name?"
"Am erica."
"No, I asked for your name, not your country."