Short jokes
Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins.
Why did Annie fall from the swing?
Because she had no hands.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Annie.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
Guy: Why can't Jesus have M&M's?
Priest: Why?
Guy: Because they'll fall through the hole in his hands.
What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?
"Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
Who was the knight on the Round Table that only ate meat?
Sir Loin.
If your girl smells like tilapia, don’t let her on top of ya.
If you shoot at a school of fish, could you call it a school shooting?
Why did the woman feel ugly?
A. Nobody would even rape her.
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
🤔 What does BLM stand for? Blacks Love Masturbation 💘 💘 💘 💘 ☺ 😀 👍 👍
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Bully: You're gonna die.
Me: Hurry up then.
What does a woman do when she leaves the battered women's shelter?
"Cook my dinner, if she knows what's good for her."
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him having sex? "You're wheelie good at this!"
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels.
Why does Santa not have any children?
He only cums once a year.
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
Ching chong China.
Jing jong Japan.
Ting tong Taiwan.
Hing hong Hong Kong.
King kong Korea.
At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."