Short jokes
I tried to find my watch I lost last week, but I didn't have the time.
McDonald's was originally called "Mac and Dick," so, if you think about it, you could be enjoying a Big Dick instead of a Big Mac.
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
Hi guys, I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you! Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.
I know it sounds cheesy, but I feel grate!
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?
A rainbow.
What’s positive in Africa?
HIV/AIDS.
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
Pickup line for gay people:
Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.
Lynx, where the fuck are you? This is Dagger Jr. (Proof in comments).
Why do I support slavery?
Because I’m white.
If it does more than pee, it's too old for me!
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?
Lil Teller.
You could be sitting alone and still be the dumbest person in the room.
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
Roses are red, oranges are orange.
Get a life, quit watching porn.
How do you lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.
I think God is cool with abortion.
After all, he did kill his only son.