Short jokes
What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?
Chelsea Clinton.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
What do bees do when they get married?
They go on a honeymoon.
They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian.
Well, they're not laughing now!
Howard Stern rules, b*tches!
If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!
Someone asked me if I've ever tried to kill myself. I responded, "Absolutely. A few times actually. I'm just not very good at it."
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
what came first, The apple or the girl? The apple, because the tree left her hanging :)
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.
Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.
I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.
What did one mountain climber say to the other mountain climber?
Man, you are really on edge.
My mom walks in a bar and the bartender says "water?" saying "we only sell beer!"
Someone kills an emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying.
No one will suspect the killer was anyone who took part.
I have more chin than the Chinese phone book.
I love you all the way to Uranus! 🤣
How do you get to the Hogwarts gym?
Go through the dumbbell door.
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
And the winner of the Tour de France is awarded, as ever, with the yellow jersey.
To remind him what color his piss is meant to be.