Short jokes
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!
What is the opposite of Progress?
Congress.
Joe, I wish you had never asked me to scout for a fresh tight end.
4chan
What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.
Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.
Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?
Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.
Tate
A man said his bars are lit. I said no, because mine are fire.
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
How old is a blue plane?
Blue.
Everyone, take off your pride flags; it's already a new month.
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.
My grandma used to beat the hell out of me for coming home late. Guess who's late now?
Why was the egg runny? Because he'd just had sex with Jimmy Saville.
A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will win. Sadly, no pun intended.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood