Short jokes
How do you blindfold an Asian?
You use dental floss.
Your hairline is so far back, even the slaves can't plant that shit back.
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times!
Me: hee hee egypt.
What’s the difference between a bank vault and you aunt's anus?
The owner of bank vaults don’t force you to penetrate it.
Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.
Abortion is wrong because God wanted the baby to be alive.
Miscarriages are okay because God did not want the baby to be alive.
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.
We need to stop making jokes about orphans. They will tell their parents. Oh wait...
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
If per capita is an issue, decapita can be arranged.
Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her!
I tried to start a music career, but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?
Motherboard.
Where does Hitler look first when he loses something? The attic.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.
But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"