Short jokes

Short Jokes

You were sad because your grandmother died.

The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.

My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.

Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays.

Birthday girl: Oh wow!

Parent: Anyone missing?

Birthday girl: Your parents.