Short jokes
I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.
Can't be bothered with jokes, me and Syd Drake f**k 24/7.
Sydney Drake is hot. ⛓🖤🥺😩
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
To all my haters, keep sucking. I'm about to cum.
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
Hi! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've been so busy!!!! I miss y'all, though!
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
To anyone suffering from low self esteem:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY
A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.
-- Jeffery Dahmer
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.