Short jokes
Your mum, your dad, The things you never had.
Lynx, where the fuck are you? This is Dagger Jr. (Proof in comments).
Roses are red, oranges are orange.
Get a life, quit watching porn.
If the government can print money,
Then why are we paying taxes?
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
What did the priest say when he walked into an elementary school?
Let us prey.
You could be sitting alone and still be the dumbest person in the room.
Why does NASA only serve Coke?
Because they can't get Seven-Up!
Your butt is bigger than Uranus!
What does the Bible stand for?
Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth.
Hitler.
Don't bully.
What is Beethoven doing right now?
Nothing, because he is dead.
What's more fun than nailing a baby to the floor?
Ripping it off with a kick!
I like my women how I like my cigarettes: Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.
Your mother is such a slut, she should be in the NFL hall of fame for the greatest wide receiver!
I got rejected from art school today, so yeah.
What do Japanese men do when they vote?
They have an erection.
Then: You want free candy?
Now: You want free Wi-Fi?
What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween?
Nothing.