Short jokes

Short jokes

Scissors

I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.

Grass

How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?

You dye it blue and it will cut itself.

Yall

Hi! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've been so busy!!!! I miss y'all, though!

Weapon

Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?

That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.

Emo

What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?

An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.

Penis

A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.

Stereotype

Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.

Flag

If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,

that's a big red flag!

Guy

What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?

Panera Fred.

Orphan

What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.

Kid

What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?

C sharp minor.

Insult

Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.

Me: And I don't speak idiot language.