Short jokes
Just saw the news that Kobe passed. I guess there's a first for everything.
Your hairline is so curvy now, Ice Spice has competition!
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
Why did I trip over your foot?
Because you were so short I couldn’t see you!
Who hates going to a pizza party?
A weirdough.
She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”
The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”
Mom: “Exactly.”
Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
Want to know how a joke becomes a dad joke? Just wait for it to leave you and never come back.
I went on a dating site looking for arsonists.
I found a lot of matches.
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
Dr. Seuss dark jokes.
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister!
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
Oh wait, I'm thinking of...
Why did the retard cross the road?
He never made it!
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?
"Sari."